bought the blue thing
By avogadoposter | Updated 04/01/26(Wed)06:52:05
bought the blue thing
lole i got brain freez because i ate it to fast aaaaaaaaa >>12877720
does it taste like blue?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck Why is raspberry flavor always blue? I have never seen a blue raspberry in my life. >>12877731
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck RED
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>12878384
this one time it was blueberry! I was scared.
Your fortune: Good Luck >>12878386 IT'S REAL >>12877720 >>12878580
IT'S FAKE!? If people saw how the blue thing is made, they would probably stop drinking it. >>12878584
I mean... name one food found in nature that is bright neon nlue. >>12878616
Horseshoe crab blood >>12878386
red thing
>>12878509
purple thing
>>12878597
is it really worth it?
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>12878616
Blue spirulina
>>12878627
Advocating for the crabs bc you’re a miserable crab yourself huh
At least you make over 1000$ so idk why u complain >>12878616 don't worry about the blue thing >>12878638
Can you even eat that? >>12878648
Yes. You can grind it into a fine powder, then put it into a giant centrifuge to extract pure starch. Then you take that starch and through an enzymatic reaction convert it into pure fructose. Then you take that syrup of pure fructose, put it in water, add Blue #1, some artificial flavors, and freeze it into slush and viola, you've got the blue thing.
It was corn the whole time! >Completely ignores the facts and starts larping as Walter white
LOOOOL >>12878715
I mean, his dad *is* the preeminent corn scientist of the USA >>12878719
It’d be different if anything pertaining to the us of a wasnt a laughing stock >>12877731
fuuuuck youuuchhhhhiezzz >>12879330
me? https://youtu.be/nIuznHnJhFA
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck Listen up because I'm about to share my secret recipe for the most delicious homemade slushie you've ever tasted.
You will need the following ingredients:
2 Blue Bunny Bomb Pops (pic related). Accept no substitutes.
1 12-oz can of Sprite, ice-cold.
Pour the Sprite into a glass. Remove the sticks from the Bomb Pops and add them to the Sprite. Mix until thoroughly blended.
Enjoy! >>12878384
Rubus leucodermis
https://www.tradewindsfruit.com/rub
They aren't blue enough though. I need that bright neon blue.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
wishe's bunny pills
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12879331
ur heade hurty... :( >>12880611
dubs not anymore i took some Aspirin complex earlyer this day >>12878384
its because there were 2 many red flavors already like strawbebby and cherry so the marketers in charge of getting candy sold were like "what if we made one of these blue" n thats why raspberry flavor = blue. true story I hope Jerma doesn't die apparently he's very sick and it's getting worse he's such a silly boy I don't want him to die >>12880758
i didnt know his butt was doing that bad is he gonna b ok :'c
Your fortune: Good Luck >>12880758
He streamed yesterday! >>12881066
dubs >>12879800
dubs >>12882333
trips even
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