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94% of all the mammal biomass on earth is human.

By Anonymous | Updated 04/03/26(Fri)12:45:45

94% of all the mammal biomass on earth is human.

94% of all the mammal biomass on earth is human.

This is NOT sustainable!

that sounds like a completely made-up statistic if you think about it for more than two seconds >>12881929
I want to FUCK this thing.
>>12881932
in a way it is but in a way it is not.

1 Humans ~8.2 Billion
2 Sheep ~1.2 Billion
3 Cattle (Cows) ~1.0 Billion
4 Goats ~1.0 Billion
5 Dogs ~900 Million

Livestock: 60% (The vast majority being cattle and pigs).

Humans: 36%.

Wild Mammals: ONLY 4%.

in nature humans are not supposed to be much more dense than chimps or bonobos.
>>12881941
>in nature humans are not supposed to be much more dense than chimps or bonobos

“not supposed to” according to who? the Mammal Zoning Committee?

we min-maxed agriculture and unlocked factory farming like it was a tech tree bro. of course the biomass graph looks stupid, we’re the only species that figured out how to respawn chickens at will.

also kinda funny that 60% is livestock and you’re like “wow humans are unsustainable” when the real winner is Cow Civilization. earth is basically a grass-powered cow mech piloted by humans.

return to monke all you want but i’m not giving up cheeseburgers so a pie chart can look prettier.
>>12881929
>>12881941
literally so what? be glad you weren't born an indian nor have to live downwind of a slaughterhouse. what else are you going to do?
>>12881944
the HOA frowns upon dense biomassing

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12881944
do you realize that middle class will disappear and the ultra rich are black holes of money? people will by dwelling in shit and mud.
>>12881953
and what do you propose to do about it poorfag?
>>12881973
breed humans in to sentient supercomputers, reduce population to 4 or 3 billion. Fucking End Capitalism, its Chimp brain based.
>>12881975
>reduce population to 4 or 3 billion
you're going to need something bigger than a fantasy larp on an extreme basket weaving web forum. or idk go vegan. they'll make the same impact
>>12881929
>This is NOT sustainable!
I mean you're right, as the word that describes what is happening is a more human flourishing / thriving. Seeing as the population keeps shooting up, I think we can easily get to 100% human / livestock biomass, perhaps even just human with artificial meats on tap and we can just have a huge genetic database / zoo to show off the old wild animals cycling though animal exhibits like objects.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12881973
kill yourself nigger

Your fortune: Outlook good

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