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since4pass

By bavi trailer dude | Updated 04/03/26(Fri)17:37:42

since4pass

The three haikus I tell myself on a daily basis:
1) I'm a shit person and I don't deserve to live.
2) God wants me to kill myself with a shotgun to the face.
3) The world would be a better place if I didn't exist.

Rudefigs have won. I will soon kill myself and stream the results., I'm a shitty person and I don't deserve to live.

>>12882589
Here is a Haiku about the wolves in Japan.

I walk
With the wolf
That is no more

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12882589
first time youve said anything worth expressing agreement with and its an attention whore thread about yourself so still a standard 0/10 post from you
>>12882589
please dont buddy...
you deserve to live a life of love & happiness <3
>>12882595
You're lower than cancer, if you died and stopped posting forever, literally everything would be better here. Just thought you should know.
>>12882969
my posts are awesome and im better at haiku he really sucks

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12882589
none of those are haikus
>>12882589
Can you not.
People like me would want everyone to live even if its miserable.
Outgrowing trauma and trampling it is a satisfying thing.
Please don't give up, and if this place effects you negatively, take some time to be away.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12882589
mikugirl...
>>12882589
lole, nice thread
>>12883342
pretending to be impostered like he didnt just have a suicidal episode

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12883348
Pretty lame suicidal episode tbh. I only made one post and I didn't even have my palm tree on.
>>12883342
>>12883348
With or without the pass, being anon or not.
When in suicidal please reach out for help.
Have a great day you fat mice.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
You’re all pretentious
fucking Niggers And faggots
Die without intention
>>12883351
wow even your suicidal episodes are lame i get why you experience them lameoid

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12883354
fake humble fuckers are worse, give me someone with the backbone to be pretentious about their beliefs any day.
No suicidal episode but I'm kind of worried I'm having a heart attack though. Drank a Reign energy drink and now my arm tingles and I can't stand up without feeling like I'm gonna pass out. It passed, I'm feeling better now. >>12883365
so your sadism is justified by others overcompensating. Yeah mhm ok whatever u want
>The world would be a better place if I didn't exist.

the world would be the same as ever, anon. snap out of it.

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