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I didn't eat peeps as a kid because they were cute
I didn't want them to die
but for food, being eaten is the noblest end they can meet
I dishonored them
I'm so sorry >>12886839
Because of your cowardice the peeps were forced to endure a slow, painful death where they dry out and become and, stale and useless. You denied them their destiny. >>12886839 >>12886843
and you deny your sperm's destiny every time you shoot em into a tissue >>12886848
Only 1 can ever win so they the accept their deaths with dignity. with all the sugar, chemicals and food coloring they ate probably more dangerous to you than you are to them.
eat them and teach them a lesson. >>12886848
I love him, but one severely disabled child was enough to tell me that my autism genes are too strong and that I'm a genetic dead-end. I can take a hint from nature.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ >>12886769
peeps arre gross >>12887055
snarf flarf grafble garp graf glar p snarfl glarp >>12886865
that's basically what happened to my brother >>12886769 >>12886865
this btd lore drop is sad >>12886865
poor child didn't stand a chance >>12886865
So then why do you spend all your time simping for highschool girls on here instead of taking care of your own disabled kid--what should be a full time job in itself? Did you have to euthanize it or something?

Your fortune: Outlook good >>12886769
i love peeps so much whenever i go over to my friend's house i eat peppermint peeps everyone send me peeps immediately >>12886865
you? wife... kids? elaborate >>12887565
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12825429/#12825513
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12840275/#12840426 >>12887927
This pretty much sums it up. Thank you, chronicler of namefigs.