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> Hi, we are affordable housing for students next to your dream uni

By potata | Updated 04/13/26(Mon)15:25:20

> Hi, we are affordable housing for students next to your dream uni

> Hi, we are affordable housing for students next to your dream uni
> you need to pay 1000 euro to share a 15m^2 room with 10 other guys.

im going to buy a van with starlink and live in it

U see that’s the problem in itself, u wanting to live, laughable really >>12901061
get a 3000W victron or renogy inverter with ~800w of solar power and a dc-dc charger to charge your batteries (which you also need) and a gym membership for showering and you're gucci
whole thing will cost you around 5 grand, not including the van+appliances, assuming you do the wiring yourself (which you shouldn't unless you know what you're doing)
this sounds like namefig hater he was acutely aware and rightfully pessimistic

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12901069
11 thousand in total (+49/mo for starlink and 20/mo for gym). It sounds too good
>>12901081
> he was acutely aware and rightfully pessimistic

I try not to be aware of my life, but sometimes (quite rarely) I’m struck by a realisation
>>12901083
i mean at the end of the day you live in a van, it kinda sucks
people like walk by while you're trying to jack off and stuff and you'll get paranoid about people stealing your shit whenever you need to leave the van
also any mechanical problems will stress you out big time because you live in that thing
you'll git gud at identifying which parking lots are cool to squat in, though
>>12901118
It’s still cheaper than PPLE at the UvA
the snail girl >>12901167
SIX SEEEEVEEENN BLEEEEHHHH

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
bleehh >>12901868
aint no way lumpa said THAT
>>12901885
i am a profesional lipreader and lumpologist you can trust me
>>12901895
but are you a professional lumpa lipreader, hmmmmm?
>>12901840
Thank you for this post. I needed it
>>12901896
lumpa oral motor analysis was part of my lumpology certification process
>>12901906
that's very impressive!

if you took the last number and the third to last number and switched them and moved one one over it would be 69 lol
>>12901167
most snails are hermaphrodites and some of them can fertilize their own eggs

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