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please drink if you are thirsty

By Anonymous | Updated 04/15/26(Wed)16:03:45

please drink if you are thirsty

please drink if you are thirsty

fortune

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12903551
OK

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12903602
wtf happens in touhou
so u finally figured out what to do when parched huh?

Color me surprised, astonished even

;’) so proud of u
>>12903600
>>12903551
jiracken

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12903551
I did Sso I'll continue my activity Jashin-sama~

Your fortune: Good Luck
stay hydrated my dudes

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
these days i never drink just water because the filter went bad and im too lazy to get a new one, so i drink tea and coffee

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12904163
what kind of tea
i really like english breakfast desu

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12903551
I keep getting more drunk passing out and waking up even more thirsty this isn't working.

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12904163
lol you're drinking tea with dirty water how barbaric
>>12904168
i have black tea and i usually mix that with honey chai, kava, or ginger. i dont know if its illegal to mix different teas but i'm a casual tea consumer
>>12904172
i thought itd be fine cause the water gets boiled and boiled water is safe... right..?
>>12904188
you are a barbarian and nothing else -- how does it feel to be one of humanities previous iterations?
>>12904192
humanity's
am drinking I've drank my expresso so no image.
But you can have this instead.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12903600
dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12904203
>>12904495
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian desu

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12904199
Heineken is homo beer filled with perservatives

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