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why haven't any animals evoluved to teleport

By Anonymous | Updated 04/22/26(Wed)10:21:31

why haven't any animals evoluved to teleport

why haven't any animals evoluved to teleport

>>12913687
My father as this ability
I tepelort into your ass idk they havent evolved wheels either >>12913820
why do that whats so greaty about my ass

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12913825 >>12913855
dubs of noblest steed
>>12913855
hot squeels leading the way!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12914277
dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12913687
they did and they all left
>>12913687
There is a non-zero chance that some animal on earth got teleported to the vacuum of intergalactic space.
>>12914585
Or half of one even
whales can we just haven't observed it

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12913687
who says they didn't?
>>12914710
WAVI
If you look into about it, you'll find moving at all is both teleportation *and* time travel >>12915043
Oh good I'm late for work, I'll just teleport there 10 minutes ago

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