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*sips a ice cold can of refreshing schweppes*

By Anonymous | Updated 04/23/26(Thu)21:14:35

*sips a ice cold can of refreshing schweppes*

*sips a ice cold can of refreshing schweppes*
ebearyone in da weorld has the opportunity to have two families. there is your given family = the family you are born with, and your taken family = the family you die with. these are twio different families, one with you as part of anothers taken family and one with you as the builder of the family. we are all only fortunately enough to have the first one, but it is destined to erode away to nothing by the winds of time. you will experience heartache of watching your parents become gray, wrinkly, weak, and depend on you. your siblings will move apart and the happy family under one roof you grew up with becomes no more. your grandparents will all pass away half way through your life. you must do ure best to create that second family your self because nobody will come along and make it for you. it is intended to fill the loneliness and void of what you have lost. do your best

Expecting you to see the flaw in your train of thought is the funniest part of it all. >>12915993
dont care nigger
can I just drink my're troubles away? asking for a friend. >>12915990
Aaaand what about me, my parents abused me and my family did not believe me and also I moved every 2 years growing up so I barely know my extended family, just that they like my counselors did not believe I was getting badly abused
>>12916143
sorry to hear that
know that even if you were unjustly deprived of your birth family, you always have the opportunity to make your own later in life if you apply yourself
>>12916142
Sure, whatever happens that's tomorrow beary's problem.
>>12916157
Yeah I will thank you anon
Those cretins lured me in and took more years of my life but I am done with them now
However I don't think I will have a real family but I can have some good friends I hope
>>12916206 >>12915990
journalist wonders: is shweppes back on the menu??
>>12915990
this is nice board

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12916339
Always has been

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12916423
>>12916738
two of the same fortunes

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12916738
You know, now that I think of it, I really didn't have a problem with mice in my trailer until I started buying Schweppes

bavi trailer dude is a reporter from /s4s/


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