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i just woke up and i turned into a fish!

By Anonymous | Updated 04/26/26(Sun)10:14:22

i just woke up and i turned into a fish!

i just woke up and i turned into a fish!

>>12920376
Lair. You're Lying. You didn't turn into a fish. that isnt even possible. people CANNOT just randomly become fish like you describe.

and even if such an insultingly ridiculous event were to occur, how would you then post this? how would a FISH, turn on a computer, CONNECT TO THE INTERNET from UNDER THE OCEAN, and then TYPE THIS POST with its FINS!!?? A FISH WOULDNT EVEN HAVE THE BRAIN CAPACITY TO TTHINK UP THIS POST!!!!!!!!! YOU REMORSELESS DECIEVER!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU. ARE NOT. A. FISH!!!!!!!!!!!
>>12920385
its true im a fish, i would not go around lying on the internet just for laughs and gags, i really am, genuiely, have become a fish when i woke up this morning
>>12920389
stfu you delusional piece of shit YWNBAF

*sip*

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12920393
sorry didnt hear yu
>>12920389
I believe you, I just don't care. fanti.
>>12920393
first funny tea fren post
>>12920400
two same numbers!
>>12920376
be careful when you wishe a fishe....

Your fortune: Outlook good
Cool story, Joshiewoshie. >>12920399
unchecked doubles on page 10!

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