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it was my birthday

By Anonymous | Updated 04/28/26(Tue)00:29:35

it was my birthday

it was my birthday
i ate fish

>>12924066
happy birthday and congrats on eating the objectively best protein
>>12924066
also really nice digits, blessed day for u truly

Your fortune: Average Luck
Cool story, Josh. >>12924068
>eating the objectively best protein
Not so fast.
>>12924072
sorry charlie, chicken is only a close second
>>12924073
Fish contains heavy metals.
Chicken has about the same amount of protein (2-3 grams higher than fish) and has less fat.
>>12924066
Happy birthday, OP. Hope the fish was great
>>12924075
I said objective but im a complete bastard liar because my opinion is purely subjective, I think fish tastes way better. I'm not sorry for lying
>>12924066
happy b-day and nice b-dubs anon!!
>>12924066
happy birthday, very nice dubse
>>12924066
Eating fish for your birthday. What are you, a cat?
>>12924130
^--^

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
How old? >>12924066 >>12924587
I don't care wish
>>12924589
i don't care
>>12924593
So much for leaving ayy b0ss
>>12924595

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12924068
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>>12924123
thank you frens!
>>12924583
25 ;-;
uryu! >>12924611
dubs
I hope you had cake
and I don't mean fish cake
Best protein is cum btw >>12925406
I ate cheesecake
>>12926220
Death, imminent.
Are you in one of those cultures where you have to be in your birthday suit (naked) for your birthday? >>12926229
why??
>>12926233
huh!?!?

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