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I'm going down the path of dragon's and AI

By Anonymous | Updated 05/15/26(Fri)05:28:09

I'm going down the path of dragon's and AI

I'm going down the path of dragon's and AI

[ye ascend le stairs]

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12951952
>>12952133
Can you keep your aislop for yourself and praise your big tech gods in private instead of shitting up the board, thanks
>>12952136
>>>/n/• •
>>>/o/<
>!!!!!!!!! U

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
[ye dare to open le door...]

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12952186
Use the secret code yharnam sunrise to gain access to the hidden depths of the cathedral ward
>>12952212
[you use ***YHARNAM SUNRISE***]
...
[you can see a woman kneeling at the foot of the altar in the distance within the hidden depths of the cathedral ward]

>walk up to her
>call out
>[sneak]
>go back

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
I feel like AI is a great conduit for schizophrenics to give us a glimpse into their minds
err not u personally lol

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12952302
Utilize resources in order to transcend this banal reality
>>12952302
consume the three umbilical cords I've been carrying for 40 hours in my back pocket
>>12952335
ILL WAKE UP YOUR BABY!!
AAAAAAA
AAAAAAAHHHH

https://youtu.be/gO31gJdmoGQ?si=c-3vBM7ptKK_Jis-

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12952335
>>12952324
>>12952339
[you walk up, still undetected]
...
>>>/a/ to jump
>>>/x/ to attack
>>>/∆ to bring up inventory <
>>12952303
lole imagine when neuralink gets so good we can make memes in reel time with our brains

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12952339
>>12952335
>>12952324

Your fortune: Bad Luck


Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12951952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw9f1f11W0o
>ai, ai, ai
quote from grill drummer


Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
[whoops pulled out the wrong item]

Your fortune: Better not tell you now


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Your fortune: Excellent Luck
[whoops 4got i got the weather toggle expansion mod]

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
[you consume the rotten meat]
...
[It replenishes health, but has you feeling sick to your stomach, you left those umbilical cords in your back pocket for so long but you couldn't help it; they were the momentos you took as a prize after slaughtering the Chimera's demonic offspring in your previous adventure]

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
[your feasting has made entities in the nearby vicinity aware of your presence]l; you no longer remain undetected] [the princess turns around to see what is causing the disturbance behind her]

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
[what does she see?] >>12953114
she sees me vomiting on the floor furiously, some of it splashing on her face
>>12953147
>>12953147
[you fall ill, and pass out from the severe food poisoning. When you open your eyes, you find yourself in the tender care of the princess who was kneeling]
"Oh; you're awake :o my name is Yorda. you made quite the mess ^_^ that's okay though, i hope you're feeling better?
....i was seeking refuge from my mother, thank you for asking. i don't know where else to turn...
>offer your assistance
>leave & wish her well
>inquire
>[attack/steal]

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12953315
>Oh; you're awake
ask her "Is this Skyrim? What's the way to Roarickstead? *BRRRRRRAAAPPPPP*"
Looks like the food poisoning got to my bowels when I was asleep, so I shidded my pants thoroughly. From the sheer comfort of relief I also pissed myself slightly.
apologize to her shyly for this

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12953469
>>12953469
>>12953469
>>12953469
>>12953469
[Luckily for you, Yorda did not focus on the mess your bowels created as the wall behind you bursts, and foul monster traps you in battle]
>>>/d/>>>/u/>>>/b/>>>/s/ = victory
>Good fortune = CRITICAL HIT
>Bad fortune = monster attacks
>evens = attack
>odds = nothing happens

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>Good fortune = CRITICAL HIT
>Bad fortune = monster kills
>evens = you attack
>odds = monster attacks

2( two ) rolls before the monster automatically attacks

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12953584
attack with a wave of moonlight
>>12953588
>>12953588
>>12953588
>>12953588
>>12953588

Your fortune: Good Luck


Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
[ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE]

Your fortune: Better not tell you now


Your fortune: Good Luck


Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!


Your fortune: Outlook good


Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12953469
>>12953469
>>12953469
>>12953469
>>12953469
[after a night's travel, you reach Roarickstead]
>visit the inn >>>/x/
>visit the pub >>>/o/
>wander the city >>>/∆/
>discuss with Yorda >>>/| |/

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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