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I like it when cades do this

By Moloko | Updated 05/15/26(Fri)15:21:44

I like it when cades do this

I like it when cades do this

Same I like to stretch mine out >>12952656
ouuuhhhh stretchyyy

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12952656
this is nice picture
my cat has started to sleep in my bed recently, yesterday she pulled herself in front of my face while i was trying to sleep

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12952656
i wish i were the cat
>>12953076
i wish i were the artist

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12953027
Oh mine is a boy, He always comes near me and falls asleep on top of me; he can't sleep alone.

Cades are so awesome
>>12953148
As long as you keep them inside, because if you let them out they'll just go around slaughtering birds for the fun of it, and that's not nice because birds are very important.
>>12953151
He is baby and only let him stay with me, but also Cats needs to go outside sometimes
>>12953159
I asked AI and it disagrees. It's better to keep your cat indoors.
>>12953163
Yeah and kids shouldn't be allowed to play outside either because of pedophiles and dirty puddles of water
>>12953178
Cata literally live less long outdoors though
Speaking from lots of experience
>>12953163
You shouldn't over-rely on AI- likewise, everyone knows that animals deserve at least a little time outdoors, even just in the back door of the house
>>12952656
i get afraid its gonna slid off and hit their head
AI is dumb but the info in this case is still true, non-Ai could tell ya that >>12952656
I'm this cat today.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12953195
its still inteither
>>12953181
I was being sarcastic :^)
My kittycades have the option to either spend their days inside or outside and most of the time they prefer outside
>>12952656
happy cade :D

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12953195
does cates not haev dickes?
>>12952656
Yes, I like it when he does this too.
I'll see if I can get it to sit on the back of my neck soon.
>>12953663
I once had a dream and I dreamt about you, and you scared me a lot.
>>12953703
What was that dream about?
>>12953663
>>12953722 (dubs)
Welcome back from your exodus. You weren't gone very long.
>>12953745
I said I wouldn't make a thread, I didn't say I wouldn't post anything in my free time other than a thread; those take more time. Maybe I'll disappear for two weeks or I don't know, but whenever I can I check the board. But I won't even make a thread
>>12953722(DUBS)
In my dream, you were my neighbor, and I was with my family. Somehow, it came out that you were a murderous cannibal. Then you were arrested. The police showed me pictures of you eating feet and other body parts; Also videos of you dressed in a pink dress while you were fucking corpses or eating them.

For some strange reason, you started looking at me weird, and you only did it with me. Your face would contort so much it was terrifying! And whenever I was near my family, you'd stop making that face

I was scared because you were stalking me, so I flew away, but you were a stalker, so you always found me. I don't know what you wanted to do to me, but I was very scared.

That was my dream .
>>12953769
I was going to ask how you know what my face looks like, but then I remembered I posted a few pictures. So, I'm a crazy, psychopathic cannibal/paranormal being who can contort his face but can conveniently return it to normal when his family is around. It reminds me of a movie, but I can't remember which one. If it puts your mind at ease, I don't have a pink dress. The most I can contort my face is what you see in this picture, and I won't talk about the human flesh thing for now. *wink wink* I was also going to ask what you take to have dreams like yours; they sound amazing. But remember, I need to improve my life, even just a little, so no crazy substances for now.
>>12953794
I've had lucid dreams for as long as I can remember, and since 2019 I've started having dreams where I only see corpses, sex, murderers, and random things. Honestly, I don't know what's causing these dreams. Maybe I think about it a lot

Maybe my mind hates me, but they're dreams, not nightmares, so everything is alright

Although I also dream about Artyom, I'm happy.
>>12953805
Hmm... Well, I can't say much about that, because I forget a lot of dreams due to this awful problem I have with forgetting everything. But as far as I know, I do experience dreaming about what I see lately, and sometimes I manage to draw what I see in my dreams before I forget them.
So far, of all the strange dreams I've had, I only remember this one, one about rabbits wearing masks, other monsters, and other things I used to remember. It was like watching a feature film for a while because I wasn't in the dream.
>>12953816
I usually remember the ones that matter most to me...or idk...i have weird memory.

I was making a comic about my dreams, unfortunately I haven't finished it.

I had made more progress, but this is the last thing I have saved.
>>12953823
Se ve chido. My friend also memorizes things that only interest him; it's strange because once he learned a whole thing just by hearing it a few times.
And now, I'm going to sleep because tomorrow, Saturday, I'm going to a rather uninteresting wake, but I'm obliged to go early anyway.
If I get bored, maybe I'll draw some pictures of your strange dream about me and post them whenever I feel like it. Until then, take care.
Oh, and eat your vegetables. I'm B. And I'll see you in... I don't know how many days =D
>>12953840 >>12952656
they are cude

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