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femboys and transgirls won't get drafted

By Anonymous | Updated 05/16/26(Sat)02:34:27

femboys and transgirls won't get drafted

femboys and transgirls won't get drafted

Your fortune: Good Luck

wish? they'll be sent to the munitions factory >>12953814
loading femboys into torpedo cannons!
Yes they will, Josh. You WILL fight and die for Israel real talk, if a draft were to happen, what exactly prevents me from just like purposefully breaking my legs or giving myself some other form of handicap to dodge it? besides the obvious shit like "oh but you WANNA be able to walk" "oh your instincts would STOP you"
Do I still get drafted but get placed into a position that doesn't require a lot of movement or what?
I know this isnt troon related but i feel this is still relevant and I am genuinely curious
>>12953892
why make your life harder, just wear a dress and get some estrogen from planned parenthood, you literally can't serve if you're openly trans
>>12953896
idk why youd even need a dress i think you want to see anon in a dress 0-0
>>12953896
Hegseth could reverse that decision in a minute if he wanted to. Don't try to act like once the meat grinder starts churning you're not going to get tossed in because you wear a dress and changed your pronouns. Goyim blood must flow for Israel.
>>12953907
it's all about aesthetics for a guy like him though and these people aren't going to see it as practical to let trannies in their epic military anyway
>>12953896
isn't being trans not a 100% guarantee of dodging draft though? of course your chances of being drafted would probably be very low but i still really dont think the military would give enough of a flying fuck to acknowledge someone as anything other than their bio gender. They'd likely exclude you for having a mental condition rather than excluding you for being a girl
I'm not asking because I want to dodge the draft, I'm asking because I'm curious as to what happens if someone tries to dodge it by self harm or changing something about themselves and how do they catch if they're doing it on purpose or not, I feel like you could still try to answer that question in this instance
>>12953920
I'm sure most zoomers are ineligible anyway for being too soft and dependent on multiple SSRIs just to function
>>12953896
>>12953913
this isnt guaranteed to work because they can just make you take testosterone and either way you get a pink triangle and put on palantir's tranny watchlist and classed as a domestic terrorist. purposefully getting a mental illness exemption at all is stupid because theyve been aggressively trying to get people's mental health records and god knows what theyre going to do with it

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12953937
if you're mentally ill you're not even supposed to pass a background check to buy firearms, but somehow it's ok to force them into active combat?
>>12953932
a common belief with conservatives is that zoomers are so mentally ill because they havent experienced real hardship, and that sending them to war is the solution to make america manly again. i wouldnt be surprised if they make the mental illness exemption even more stringent so that only downies and complete schizos who hallucinate commands to shoot their squadmates get turned down, and zoomers with "fake mental illnesses" get stripped off their medication (because its making them effeminate) and sent to die for israel

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12953943
A lot of them won't seem all that effeminate once you take off their striped thigh-highs, buzz-cut their purple hair, and put them in combat fatigues
>>12953932
back to bed gramps
>>12953957
can you go back to being banned
>>12953801
femboys will get drafted as the much needed sexual relief cumdumps to boost morale

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
cute boy up! >>12955454
Double digit dubs!!

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