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How much do you think it would cost me to fuck this chick?

By Anonymous | Updated 05/17/26(Sun)21:22:12

How much do you think it would cost me to fuck this chick?

How much do you think it would cost me to fuck this chick?

probably about $400-500 all in >>12956648
more than you can afford
why would you want to fuck that? >>12956648
you will have to learn how to play the Imperial March she has a stormtrooper tattoo you never know it could work
>>12956648
How much does like 5-10 xanax cost where you live? (the dirty ones with fent)
10 quid >>12956648
Personally I wouldn't go higher than 150 usd
You don't have any money and you'll never have sex, Josh.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12957909
Stop acting like you know Josh. You don't know Josh.
>>12956653
because she looks like she smells like vanilla vape juice and poor decisions

you don’t “want to,” anon. you just saw some ribcage and your brain blue-screened

post physique before you ask dumb questions so we can calculate the real cost (hint: it’s a gym membership and a personality patch update)
>>12958336
Based and redpilled

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