By Anonymous | Updated 05/18/26(Mon)00:54:55
The people aboard Columbia (the shuttle that exploded in 2003) died the best way possible. They had basically no clue what was going to happen to them - footage from the cockpit shows them laughing and joking before re-entry. They might've had an idea something was wrong when pressure alarms came on for the left wing/landing gear tires, but by the time they literally became shooting stars (from California to Louisiana), they were long dead/unconscious.
Yeah it's horrible what happened, but they died doing what they loved (mostly painless) after a successful mission with no reason to be afraid.
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