new tv show idea: Fucked Up Mr Bean
By Anonymous | Updated 05/19/26(Tue)08:48:12
episode 1 of fucked up mr bean:
His girlfriend goes out shopping and he's bored and jacking off to blowjob porn, but he's disappointed that his hand doesn't feel as good as a mouth. Then he remembers the vacuum. He goes downstairs turns the vaccum on, but it sucks too hard and he has to pull his cock loose (he falls backwards doing this because le physical comedy). He's frustrated and then looks at his socks, then idea strikes him. He takes off his sock, puts it over his cock and turns the vacuum on, success, it feels good. But then he notices that loose bits of fabric from the socks are getting all over his dick. He grumbles in disapproval and then genius strikes him, he reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a condom. With the condom on and the sock on his junk, he grabs a framed photo of his girlfriend's niece from the mantelpiece as goon material and switches the vacuum back on, now he's having a joyous time and wants to cum hard, so he's like "fuck it" and removes the sock and keeps going. As he's about to cum, the condom gets sucked up into the vacuum and in the panic, he removes his dick from the nozzle and fires his jizz all over the carpet and the photograph. Fearful that his girlfriend would find the condom within the vacuum bag, he opens it up and retrieves the condom, now covered in muck and filth. He holds it up victoriously and says "hurrah!" and that's when his girlfriend walks through the door with a bag of shopping to and see's him kneeling there naked, next to a vacuum, with cum strewn over the floor and on a photograph of her young niece while smiling and holding up a filthy condom.
eh, close enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie_
lole episode 2 of Fucked Up Mr Bean:
He's waiting in queue in burger king. In front of him is a bald teenaged boy with a balloon that reads "cancer's strongest opponent". In front of him in the queue is a rabbi and a muscled gymbro with an "fuck nazism" shirt. Mr Bean retrieves a pair of scissors from his pocket and sneakily cuts the string and gives the balloon a push forward, sending the balloon up to the ceiling. The boy notices and says "please, someone help me get my balloon down", to which, Mr Bean says "where is it?" The boy points upwards at a diagonal angle at the balloon and Mr Bean yells out a slur. The rabbi and the ripped dude turn around to see skinheaded teenager doing a nazi salute. The gymbro then starts beating up the cancer patient as the rabbi, noticing the balloon and what it says, desperately tries to intervene. Mr bean then goes to the front of the queue and successfully gets his food. Excellent post, William. :^)
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck lol pls someone contribute more Fucked Up Mr Bean ideas, mine are shit. >Fucked Up Mr Bean Dialogue
"do u have phased plasma in the 40watt range"
and then it gets shown a new style compact submachine gun >>12958708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B6
WWMBD
what wud mr bean do?
Honestly, that just sounds like a tutorial on how to fuck your vacuum >>12959183
try it and post results >>12959211
You wanna see my dick huh
I should start making a list
okay who else wants to see my dick? >>12959229 >>12959229
o/ >>12959281
>>12959255
three if I'm counting right
now I can claim three people wanted to see my dick
good for building confidence
episode 3 of Fucked Up Mr. Bean:
Mr. Bean is enjoying his coffee when he starts to get a lil lonely. His mind wanders to his past romances and loved ones lost. As he reminices a stark melancholy feels his soul. Where have the good days gone? How long has it been since he knew the loving embrace of a partner? Remembering his salacious past sex acts gets Mr. Bean a lil frisky. He starts to play with himself, but finds it unsatisfying and dull. Suddenly, a horrific yet intriguing idea strikes him: he goes to the kitchen, grabs a jar of peanut butter, and entices his dog Splamo over. Rubbing the peanut butter on his feet he has Splamo lick it off voraciously, serenading his piggies in sweet sensations of wet lapping as he pleasures his hog. Reaching climax came quickly, but not as quickly as the immense feeling of shame over what he'd just done. Mr. Beast sat there for a long time, contemplating his choices, mulling over them time and again in his noggin. Finally, he'd had enough. Grabbing a desk lamp he tied its cord around the ceiling fan and inserted his neck in a loop as he stood on a stool. So many thoughts ran through his head, all of the wondrous memories of his childhood and youth. A little voice in the back of his mind told him not to do it, but Mr. Bean keeps returning to Splamos innocent look of glee as he plastered his toesies in dog saliva. How could he do that? How could he sully his connection with his last remaining friend? The smell of jizz filled Mr. Beasts nostrils as he finally had enough of the humiliation and guilt, kicking the stool out from under him. His instincts kicked in and he struggled to free himself, afraid of the reaper and the guaranteed hell awaiting him. Too late. The oxygen quickly fading from his body, his last thoughts were of Splamo's cute puppy dog grin. episode 4 of Fucked Up Mr Bean:
Mr Bean is enjoying his usual dinner time routine, watching the news and laughing at disasters when a news story runs about the government passing tighter gambling restrictions. Mr Bean flies into a frenzy, smashing everything in his house. He pulls up the rug to reveal a secret trap door where he keeps his stash of illegal firearms. He does a line or three of nose candy for confidence and without stopping to put clothes on, storms out of the door with his vintage STG-44. Starting up his old trusty mini, mr bean drives into the city center, firing indiscriminately into crowds. I wrote an episode but it was too fucked up and had rape and torture in it and it was really sadistic and psychotic >>12960825
it's a fine line between Fucked Up Mr Bean as Diabolical Mr Bean.
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