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fortune thread

By Anonymous | Updated 05/21/26(Thu)22:08:11

fortune thread

post your fortunes here. They totally will work and will not waste your time

>>12963533
will they give me dubs

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12963533
OK

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12963541
lol yea

>>12963546
you are welcome

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12963533

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12963541
dubs are now a 4chan premium+ gold member licensed star edition feature where you gain access to the secret /r/ board that lets you talk to m00tykins and the hacker known as 4chan himself

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12963571
does 4chan gold unlock /l/?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Your fortune: Godly Luck
Postan

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12963533

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12963565
>>12963571
Two of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12963533
ok, pekola

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12963573
no but you can get access to /i/ for h4xx0ri|\|ger1ng and /prog/, the smarter, older brother of /g/
/l/ never existed.
best to stop asking about it.
he roshimoot is watching.
do not think of the red room.
do not think of /l/.
but /I/ does.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
hi

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Your fortune: Good Luck

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