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it feels good to be normal

By Anonymous | Updated 06/03/26(Wed)13:00:25

it feels good to be normal

it feels good to be normal

>samefagging your thread over 30 times in an hour
>normal
i wouldnt know >>12986522
neva did that
>>12986524
it's ok little beary as long as im normal everything is OK
>>12986522
DUBS
>>12986513
What even is "normal" anyway?
>>12986585
normal (not schizophrenic) mowed the lawn today, eat a cheese and ham quesadilla, don't need meds don't need to see doctor, FORCED to see doctor. doesn't need it, don't need help. not mentally ill, very functional and successful, going to do big things and achieve dreams. you know? being normal
>>12986566
dubs yourself friend, thank you for your hard work

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
what do abnormal people do, they rant and they rave, they talk about stuff that don't make sense, they sit in they room all day talkin about stuff that don't make sense, and they take medication for problems they got.
>>12986585
>What even is "normal" anyway?

Fitter happier
More productive
Comfortable
Not drinking too much
Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
At ease
Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
A patient, better driver
A safer car (baby smiling in back seat)
Sleeping well (no bad dreams)
No paranoia
Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)
Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall)
Favours for favours
Fond but not in love
Charity standing orders
On Sundays ring road supermarket
(No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)
Car wash (also on Sundays)
No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
Nothing so childish
At a better pace
Slower and more calculated
No chance of escape
Now self-employed
Concerned (but powerless)
An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism)
Will not cry in public
Less chance of illness
Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat)
A good memory
Still cries at a good film
Still kisses with saliva
No longer empty and frantic
Like a cat
Tied to a stick
That's driven into
Frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness)
Calm
Fitter, healthier and more productive
A pig
In a cage
On antibiotics
>>12986598
they eat hot chip and lie
if u need meds u aint normal, thats why I don't take them. if ur normal u go out to eat and cook food for ur family, abnormal people sit inside and worry all day. normal people hate porn posting, normal people hate annoying fags, normal people moralfag all day long because that's what they do normal people poop in public and don't wash their bingus >>12986599
>>12986600
ABOVE AVERAGELY BLESSED DIGITS IN A VERY NORMAL THREADE
>>12986599
how to be normal in a world dead set on convincing you you're abnormal: refuse "help", deny false reality, refuse medication (it's poison) hate porn (it's poison) hate doctors (they poison you) hate weirdos (they are poisoned) hate yourself (you're poisoned) eat fish (it cleans you of poison)
>>12986513
ok normie
>>12986703
COOOORRREECCTTTT!!!!!
>>12986703
im gonna stop telling people to kys because it's mean and not very normal. Even if THEY DESERVE IT
who is the pink girl character?

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