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mom says i dont have to get a job until july

By Anonymous | Updated 06/06/26(Sat)15:57:10

mom says i dont have to get a job until july

told me i looked like an auschwitz survivor and said i can hold off for now. she is at the store buying some baby wipes, i told her i'm probably too weak to even bathe now (has been 26 hours since i last did). i feel better but awful
what do u think

>>12992971
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ßased mom, where are you going to apply


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>>12992971
wen i was homelelless and had to move back in wit my payrents i tooke about 3 weekes to stope constantly shakign nd thinkign ppl were comign to kill me
i'de takr the time to be desu
>>12992971
why do you look like an auschwitz survivor it seems like we're missing some context is it >>12992977

>>12992977
why were you homeless and why didn't you move back in with your parents right away
>>12992971
>26 hours
lmao are you kidding me I've gone weeks without a shower before. I hope you can gain some weight and get healthy, though.

>>12993085
some people have the kind of parents that make homelessness look appealing. or a shallow grave, for that matter.
>>12993156
weeks is gamer seasoning not hygiene
26 hours only feels like 26 years when ur body is running on 3 calories and spite

also yea some parents got that aura where sleeping under a bridge with a raccoon roommate sounds like a wellness retreat
hope op eats a soup or 2 and does the baby wipe any% speedrun at least
How the fuck is baby wipe less work than sitting in the shower pan? OP is a stupid motherfucker. I have a feeling your mom is going to be disappointed as always, Josh. :^)

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>>12992977
2 same number
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>>12992977
checking these dubs of empathy and resilience


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