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Spikedog Cafe ®

By Anonymous | Updated 06/13/26(Sat)22:42:45

With EsforEsquire's recent article about the Spikedog Cafe we have gotten a lot of emails and phone calls. Many were concerned that we were selling spikedogs as food. We are not. Our owner who is short and white with an interesting hairdo would not approve. Other people have asked if we have a children's menu or meals that are the appropriate size for bearies. The answer is of course!!!

For today's beary size meal special we started with small buns. We butter them up and give them a toasting on the grill... Next we form some spikedog shaped beef borgs and throw them on the grill... Put those on our buns with picklels and tomato.... Next add a pile of crispy oven fries... Dessert? Spikedog shaped finger jello! When little chubby ebil comes in she insists on a 16oz Hamms beer with her borg and fries. She says she wants a real 'merican meal.... and, "the Hamms Beer Bear is heccin cool." We don't argue with ebil. And she tips well. an amazing meal!! not to be confused with the naturally camouflaged burger spikedog...
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DUBS CONFIRM! >>13009263
Wow these spikers are looking tasty
Should I feel bad for wanting to eat spikedog??
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The jello spikes are really cute I quite enjoy them >>13009489
>naturally camouflaged burger spikedog
such a beautifulel creature As I was getting the kitchen ready this morning I was thinking how good those fries came out for yesterday's special. I got me thinking... I went in the pantry and found the biggest botato in the bag. I did some slicing and then some chopping with the spikecutter. Yup, I made some big spikespud oven fries. Holy hecc, they were good! I think we might have to add these to the menu. >>13009288
taking another 1 for theses dubs
'merica
fug yeahe!!!!! fixing the yosho threads >>13009956
that's cool!!! as xelicious as this looks, i still cannot co done the wanton slaughgdr of spiekdoges that goes into making these morsels

~~Your fortune: Godly Luck~~ >>13011096
no spikedogs were harmed >>13009288 (dubs)
i love this so much