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By Moloko | Updated 06/17/26(Wed)20:01:32

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What is a pizza that has no ham, no cheese, no tomato sauce, no mushrooms, no pineapple, and no pepperoni?

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cooked dough Mogo you’re back!!! >>13016190
very, very sad flat bread

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>>13016190
a pesto pizza with salami perhaps

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>>13016190
It would be called flat baked dough. And it would cost between $2 and $5. Have you ever tried Uruguayan pizza? It's kind of unusual that it's square.
You'd be surprise.
Ancient Roman pizza would have been different. Tomatoes came from the Americas. Modern mozzarella probably isn't too close to anything ancient.
https://www.tastinghistory.com/recipes/pompeiianpizza
Out of the ordinary pizzas can be great.
Pizza is just bread baked with toppings. >>13016224
no it isn't
>>13016229
Then go ahead and define what a pizza is then.
>>13016190
Hiii Molokooo
Maybe a pesto... olive oil with crushed nuts, garlic and basil. spinach leaves, olives, artichoke hearts. maybe some sweet red peppers. cheese would make it better. mozz or feta. and some little tomato slices. damn! the cheese and toms are part of pizza dna. >>13016240
The spikedog pizza used pesto sauce. No tomatoes. So if tomatoes are part of pizza dna, that means the spikedog pizza wasn't a pizza
>>13016245
I ate that pizza. It could have used some tomato slices to add some sweetness and acid.
>>13016231
it's not pizza toast, which is a different also potentially delicious thing. Flat bread with olives on top is also not pizza. In fact by your definition bread baked with sesame seeds on top is pizza.
>>13016251
I said toppings, plural. A single topping does not make a pizza. Also we have to define topping. A topping has substance, it can't just be a spice or herbs or something insignificant. Sesame seeds are not a topping.
You figs are making the same arguments that food historians are. Your frames are anachronistic. You are trying to define something that evolved and still eludes definition. Maybe you should shut the fr*ck up and go make a pizza. >>13016231
What pizza is to you?
I’d rather not say.
However it is of great disrespect for you to even imply that a bbq chicken pizza isn’t a pizza, but what more can I honestly ever expect from someone along the likes of you, raven bune?
Pfft.
>>13016266
BBQ chicken pizza absolutely is pizza by my definition
>>13016209
Maybe we can call it “Healthy pizza”

>>13016220
Every product changes its recipe and appearance each time it changes a countries. .....

>>13016203
Mogege

>>13016231
Cheese and lots of fat

>>13016232
Hello and hi
flatbread

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>>13016256
so if you placed mushrooms as well as olives on a flatbread it becomes a pizza? to me an actual stretched pizza dough with nothing but tomato sauce on it is more of pizza than that.
>>13016310
boy do I have a bridge to sell you
>>13016479
WHAT IS MY MAN?~! ))
>>13016495
Luckily for you, if you go to Japan and go to a dominos franchise, you can order a cheese pizza with over 2lbs of *just cheese*
>>13016495
hey moloko are u still a normie
>>13016506
dank
>>13016506
I don't know if I would fully enjoy that, I love meat with more meat

>>13016511(DUBS)
Yes , I love being a normie, it's like...woohu I'm normal ! Do you all think I'm weird or something? That would be such weird thing to thought! ***LISTEN AND REPEAT***

>Be me
>Look at the mirror
>I see a normie
>Butterflys in my tummy

Who I'm quoting?
>Excuse me anon, who are you quoting?
Oh, who I am quoting?

I'm quoting......a

Normie~
>>13016519
I envy u moloko, u da true normie
>>13016520

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stop abusing chaotic

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Moloko-chan!
Meep!
>>13016552
Who is abusing someone? This is nice board...even if there mental retards here

>>13016662
(•‿•)
>>13016520
everyone on 4chan wants to fuck moloko
>>13016266
page 10 dubs
>>13016976
not me
>>13016976
i don't
>>13016976
i wanna fug the drawing
>>13016976
You are alone with that bro

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