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Can someone help?

By Anonymous | Updated 06/18/26(Thu)21:25:50

Can someone help?

This one's really hard.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Life hack:
Carry a roll of aluminum foil on you. When the homeless ask you for money, offer it to them to fuck off. If you know, you know.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>13017951
this is good advice
you don't even have to carry the whole roll, you can just crumple some up in your pockets
as an added bonus you get to crinkle daintily as you walk

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>13017938
Just slap it

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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