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hello

By Anonymous | Updated 06/18/26(Thu)21:29:23

hello

come on! slavs, let's "stroll" and have fun.
dance to the gypsy music.
say "hi" to the balkans.
smoke with friends,
and you'll be full and drunk.
smoke with friends,
and you'll be full and drunk.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>13017941
+

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>13017941
slavs hate each other
>>13017943
Only yugos

>>13017941
please don't, not right now, i'm still recovering from the last time we drank too much (yesterday, well, more like few hours ago)

>>13017943
not really or at least not in my experience, i love being with other slavs because we can safely scream into each others face while being drunk then 10 minutes later sing songs together or cry at each others shoulders, and then few hours later get into a huge fight then later talk about how much we love eachother until we all fall asleep, then next day none of us will be angry at the other and everything goes on just like before and love eachother
its fun, not like with others where if you tell too much they will hate you for it or if you are too honest and tell the facts to face they never forgive you, maybe because we all forget everything the next day or just accept that we are all fucked in the head, or idk, really, maybe its just my experience and other slavs are different

i dunno i'm still recovering, eating and waiting for sunrise

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>13017966
which flavor of slav are you?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>13017950
there's literally a war between russia and ukraine right now
so that leaves uhh, west slavs i guess who don't actively hate each other?
>>13017950
belters hate puccia too
>>13017981
all those eastern euros hate russia
>>13017983
Everyone hates russia
>>13017967
you're moms kind of flavor
guess (i posted it before)

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>13017999
Teтo... Pyccкaя?
>>13017966
DUBS
>>13017999
TRIPS
>>13017941
uh no. I don't consort w/ animals and neither should anyone else
>>13017999
for a split second i thought that was greek and then i was disappointed.
though all slavic languages are still pretty cool

Your fortune: Outlook good
all they do is say blatt and eat cheburek, personally not a fan

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