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hiss hiss

By Anonymous | Updated 06/01/26(Mon)23:16:57

Gavel bangs with a slithery thump
"Ssssilence in my courtss!"
Hiss-lol... hisss-lol...
"Ahem. I am the Right Honorable Sssir Hissington, Judge of the Court, Ssupreme Hisser of the Sscale, and loyal ssservant of the Law... and the occasional warm lol.
We are gathered here today to ssettle disssputes, crush injustices, and — if necessary — ssqueeze the truth out of both parties until they pop.
The defendant sshall have a fair trial... hisss-lol... fair by sssnek sstandards, of course. Which meansss if you lie, I may coil around the factsss until they sssubmit.
All rise for the scales of jussstice!
"Now then... let ussss begin.
Court issss now in sssession!
And may the sslyest — I mean, the fairest — party win."
Gavel slams again
"Hiss... lol."

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drawthreade

By hate. | Updated 06/02/26(Tue)02:28:57

drawthreade

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how it feels to greenpost on the s4s interface

By Anonymous | Updated 06/03/26(Wed)05:09:51

how it feels to greenpost on the s4s interface

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Thyme posing for Squilliam E3 collab

By Anonymous | Updated 06/03/26(Wed)16:29:47

He doesn’t realize that E3 is dead and there isn’t any more Squilliam collab as of right now. Rest in Peace Squilliam E3 collab… In the meantime, we could share past Squilliam collab?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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ojamajo doremi

By Anonymous | Updated 06/03/26(Wed)16:55:55

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPGvn5kvx5w&t=71s

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my emulator wont work anymore

By riku | Updated 06/03/26(Wed)17:08:15

my emulator wont work anymore
I wont ever finish Klonoa now

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is smol beary okay?????

By fren | Updated 06/03/26(Wed)17:44:37

is smol beary okay?????

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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By Anonymous | Updated 06/03/26(Wed)19:19:51



Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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it's so unfair that biofoids are the only ones allowed to give birth

By Anonymous | Updated 06/04/26(Thu)08:44:18

it's so unfair that biofoids are the only ones allowed to give birth

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where were you when Lobster Scrappy Doo became a meme?

By Anonymous | Updated 06/04/26(Thu)09:52:20

i was with my're honey and were making out pplut [on] the phone rings. i ansur it n the voice sez
>'wut r u doin wit my doughter? also its official; lobster scrappy doo is a meem'
i tell my're girl n she sez
>'my dad is ded.'
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?"


Your fortune: Average Luck

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