ASIAN GORL thread
By seuss | Updated 10/20/24(Sun)19:31:22
The ASIAN GORL is... a cowboy?
>“What do you want with so much money?” she would argue. “My God, let me get some from Papa, if you need it!” —Upton Sinclair, Oil!
https://youtu.be/j9Vit2vq22M
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>Dad answered that only the Holy Spirit could tell that. Eli was a lunatic, and a dangerous one, but a kind that you couldn’t put in an asylum, because he used the phrases of religion. —Upton Sinclair, Oil!
https://youtu.be/FM8pXSJ0jHc
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again >I didn’t know why I was searching so hard for the girl: I felt she was someone I had known all my life, and yet at the same time I hardly knew her. —Hiromi Kawakami, Record of a Night Too Brief
The Doomsday clock is ninety seconds to midnight, the closest its ever been in 77 years. The night is cold and swift, like a whisper in the dark. It comes and sweeps through the land like a chanting, and then—nothing! We're all gone; turned to dust like chaff or confetti against the wind. The ASIAN GORL knew this day would come, and no undernourished faith would save us, so she came prepared with Bible in hand!
https://youtu.be/78RLUNac-vs
Your fortune: Outlook good >A couple were walking opposite you, the man wearing a suit and holding a Bible and hymn book, and the woman in a navy-blue dress. Something about the way they were talking made you think they must be newly-weds. A thin scream rang out several times from the top of the road, and three soldiers carrying guns and clubs raced down over the hilltop, surrounding the young couple. They looked to have been pursuing someone, and to have turned down this alley by mistake. —Han Kang, Human Acts
The ASIAN GORL end times are very solemn... the most serious thing you've ever seen before! Even the everyday occurrence seems like a mystery in the end times. Before it's all over, all of the cowpokes and vigilantes will dedicate monuments to their sins, and those too will crumble into the dust.
https://youtu.be/XwC1HDaw6s8
Your fortune: Outlook good >“We can’t stay where we are, / and we don’t know where else to go,” / is the first card my mother deals. We’re / playing / her deluxe edition of “Memories / from the 20th Century.” —Li-Young Lee, Mother Deluxe
The ASIAN GORL apocalypse is very romantic. Big fireworks! A festival of lights! She'd be so proud if she could see it herself. Unfortunately, ASIAN GORL must preach the gospel from the mountaintops, and tell tales of 20th Century affectations that made life so much better.
Your fortune: Outlook good >>11828142
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Three of the same fortunes.
Your fortune: Good Luck >>11828122
dubs >>11828122 (dubs)
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Tldr tbh lol >>11828172
I don't usually like superhero stuff but this was a great comic
thanos is an interesting character >>11828806
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I can't believe the ASIAN GORL is a cowboy...
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail I'm glad it's over..
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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