[s4s] Tribune

Your honorsss, I would like to present the evidence of post >>11878773. Here the spikeman camp falsely claims the Yosho camp was spamming, but as you could see in their thread >>11856823 there was no spamming at that point. It was a falseflag to justify their own spamming. >>11896734
objection your honor, defendant's attorney is attempting to introduce archived posts into evidence without invoking the dank meme exemption to the archive rule >>11896741
sssssssssssssssssssssssussssssssssstained There were a lot of AI Miku posts in the Spikeman thread >>11879198 and as we know from the case Kekky vs Figuson, AI Mickers are NOT real Mickers, therefore those posts are invalid. >>11896755
dubs of truth >>11896755
objection to these dubs, your honor, the 13th amendment clearly outlaws abusing mickers for personal gain >>11896755
Your honor, AI mickers are drawings made by micker, so i vote that spikeman's thread's posts should qualify as genuine posts and not be stricken from the books. >>11896727
lole Spikeman tried to destroy the world back in 1999, he's not trustworthy, >>11896793
you were lied to, Yosho betrayed us all >>11896799 (dubs)
I have a character witness that can attest to Spikeman's nefarious nature. >>11896808
Your honor, I object to this testimony. Witness accounts of events from alternate timelines are not admissible into evidence. >>11896824
Which timeline? Berenstein or Berenstain????? lol lol lol lol lol Are you seeing this
The JUDGE is a SNAKE
What kind of justice is that >>11896992
He made eve eat the apple

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>11896993
she ate the apple because Adam gave her the ick >>11897000
Sigma moment

Your fortune: Excellent Luck she ate the apple because she wanted snek in her cunt >>11897005
that makes sense >>11897047
objection >>11897005
can't dispute the validity of her thinking >>11897005
that's such a vulgar word >>11896727
could you even imagine

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ lol lol Your honor, Spikeman was employing pass posters to spam his thread. The /s4s/ constitution states that all posters (except Magick) are created equalel, but the Spikeman posters had a clear advantage. How will this inequalelity be addressed? >>11897395
OBJECTION!: The problem is, Mr. Anon, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck your honor check these quads >>11897395
If you're posting with an image it is every 30 seconds without a pass.
>>11897777
QUADS of ultimate victory, your honor. >>11897777
lol lol lol >>11898677
>>11898688 lol

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail lol lol lol lol I love the spikeman >>11896727
I REJECT THIS ANTISEMTIK COURT BIAS ITS NOT SPAMMING IF IT SELF DEFENSE Yosho accused of sexuality assaulting a minor in 1999. lol >>11900793
objection your honor, we not in that multiverse, this case only is a finding of fact in our local universe >>11900803
ssssssussssstained

the jury will disregard the Anonymous poster's testimony Your honor, the plaintiff has a long history of tormenting my client. These accusations are yet another attack from a years long harassment campaign. >>11901333
motion to strike, your honor

anon got trips, but his comments were irrelevant to this proceeding this court is corrupt. an impartial and independent judiciary is no longer able to function in this venue.
*sip*

we shall conduct proceedings ex-parte and shall answer to a higher authority.

so don that cowl and prepare to see what can't be seen and know what can't be known.

ruders gonna have a reckoning with the archangels.

*sip*

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>11901759
order in the court

*slams gavel* Spikeman's father died this year. It's a hard time for him. Have some compassion. >>11901764
*slams lightning bolt into bench*

you are adjourned foul spirit!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ >>11901786
bailiff, remove this cleric from my courtroom

my alignment is true neutral so ypur ability had no effect

*slams gavel* >>11901771
Medical murder is still murder.
I bet you think you're a really funny guy.
Protip: You're not. >>11901790
YOUR ALIGNMENT IS TO THE LOBBY AND IF YOU MADE A PROPER RULING IN THIS CASE YOUR GRANDCHILDREN WOULD DISAPPEAR AND YOUR AUTO WOULD EXPLODE WITH YOU IN IT.

YOU ARE INCAPABLE.

THIS COURT IS A TRAVESTY AND A FIASCO.

true justice requires integrity and integrity is expensive. it can cost you your life.
a price you're not willing to pay.

wizards don't have that problem.

i'd like to tell you where to stick that gavel but your ass is so tight from stress and pandering that it's a miracle you can still shit in the morning.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! lol >>11901804
then take the case to the suprememe court

*slams gavel* >>11901810
that venue is even worse than this one.
they are the most threatened, leveraged and controlled bunch of pseudo jurists on the planet.

the rulings they have made lately have stunned academia.
academia being the seedbed from which they themselves were sprouted.

the general public takes a little longer to comprehend.

"Redeem the time for the days are evil"

sip on that for a minute.

Your fortune: Average Luck lol >>11901825
i find you in contempt of snek court >>11901844
dubs

it's not contempt. it's more like pity.
you are unable to make rulings that are sound.
half the cases which should be put to a jury won't because "muh judicial efficiency and discretion".

and still more cases will never be advanced by any state prosecutor because they're under the gun too.

you finding me in contempt is just another glaring example of the profound failure of this court.

i gotta go in the woods and do wizard stuff now.

*shboof!*

*disappears in a flash and puff of smoke*

Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>11901873
the penalty for witchcraft is death, baliff, arrest and execute this wizard >>11901875
witchcraft is in the lobby.
stop making rulings.
you're embarrassing yourself. where are the security guards this court has been overrun by psychos

Your fortune: Better not tell you now lol could you even imagine a snek in a court lol lol >>11897000
trips

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck lol Sssssssss lol lol lol this is just absurd. you would have me believe this snake is capable of conducting a trial? snakes can't understand human language. they have no ears to listen to the lawyers and witnesses. they don't even have arms to bang the little gavel. I can't believe it. I won't. the world has gone mad >>11904581
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol Yosho is a reptile like a snake and Spikeman is an alien buge. I think the court should look out for their own instead of protecting alien invaders. lol lol lol lol lol >court opens
>you are a black man charged with something
>the judge appears, wearing a white robe and pointy white hat
>burning cross in place of flags
>you breathe a sigh of relief >>11907506
your honor, who is this man quoting lol lol lol lol lol lol lol >>11907506
this vexes me