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Fruit Friday

By Anonymous | Updated 11/29/24(Fri)06:32:19

Fruit Friday

Fruit Friday

I'm feeling fruity today alright >>11899535
feline fruit friday?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
STEP BY STEP! HEART TO HEART -- LEFT RIGHT LEFT -- WE ALL FALL DOWN ~

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11899572
ch'yooooche... ch'yeah, man...
>>11899667
like, lol...,,,,,.....,,.,...

Your fortune: Bad Luck
jalopy posting in a friday thread >>11899535
oh brother..

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11900214
so like I said, you love my threads
>>11900262
u love my threads

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
rattle rattle (sputter) putt putt putt BOOM rattle rattle >>11899798
>>11900214
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian desu

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11901389
HECK YEAH!!!!! WA ATASHI NO HAZU
SERRUFUKI NE I I NO DESU KETSUROOOON

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
sing along I've been waiting, friends >>11902391
you'll have to wait until next Friday
>>11902471
what's that now?
i'm the jerk
life's not fair
so.. fruit pie? >>11904009
sorry, try again next friday
>>11904036
don't do that to me please I'm begging you xD

Your fortune: Godly Luck
there's a lot to be said on the fruit issue

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
take heroin fresh fruit >>11904338
the fruit hath spoken..

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11904338
sounds intense
is this thread WHAT I THINK it is
>>11904338
sounds intense
>>11904204
FRUIT MAN YOU'D SAY THAT?????
>>11905938
hey buddy relax, you know I make nice threads and I'd never say something like that
>>11905947
*recoils* STOP LOOKING AT ME
the fruit situation is presently enduring never thought you'd make me perspire.. never thought I'd do you the same ARE YOU EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS? OH PLEASE JUST PLEASE the fruit sequence hath commenced okay let's asseess the fruit FRUIT PIE WAS INDEED A THING BUT HOW?? not many people knew that peach pies were real so I was about to reply to this thread but I noticed it's not Friday
maybe check next time before you post
>>11908558
the things I'm going to do you
talk to me about the fruit sitch and Christmas coffee fruit man can you make a pie okay brothers let's discuss the fruit situation the fruits conspiring against us in all honesty, the fruits seem egregious THE FRUITS HAVE CLEANSED ME OF MY SQUALOR THEY HAVE?? WOWSERS Christmas is coming and these are the questions that need to be answered SOMEBODY BAKE A PIE PLEASEEEEEEE >>11909946
tasty pizzer is what you ate
CUZ WE GO TOGETHER LIKE TOAST AND PÁTÉ

Your fortune: Bad Luck
yeah well it takes a lot of vim and vigour to ascertain the fruit pie flavor

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
like, actually A LOT

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11909946
Like these? They're from last week
>>11910212
I refuse to believe you made that goodness.. God bless you're meal I hope they tasted great and you enjoyed their delicate sweetness and also how savory they were..... I dunno what 2 tell ya other than I hope you'll bake more for Christmas and also have sum COFFEEE.. to accompany

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
yeah, let us discuss the fruity goodness

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
that's true but the fruit sitch is insane

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
many people enjoy lovely fruit pies THINGS ARE BETTER IF I STAY two receivers turn away.. I like this thread fruit got served good fruits of burning cars encircle poisoned rivers minds and hearts.. yeah don't worry fruit brothers good thieves of burning.. what? cars? encircle.. presently the fruit man

Your fortune: Outlook good
It's Friday again
but is this a fruit friday?
>>11913554
DO LET ME KNOW BROTHER
Canned peaches >>11913554
what year and presidenth sir give me the news
>>11913733
>>11913750
all I can tell you is that tomorrow is Saturday, and I don't see any fruit near me right now
>>11913778
what happens if you ask your mom to make a peache pie for you
>>11913783
This is a very personal question that I won't answer
>>11913788
okay sure please go and ask mother to bake a peach pie for you just implore her to whip up some moist and juicy peache pie :o do let me know what ensues

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11902887
>>11902471
what's that now?
hey quit harassing me! the fruit incident

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11913792
wut
are you, like, mocking me

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11913825
I think the joke is tha
>>11913792
i'd like some more cawfee.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11913825
maximum secrutiy prison newtown connecticut
enjoy refreshing time
>>11913883
its literalry covfefe get ith straight and face the consequence
okay think it's safe 2 say coffee loves the sex brothers

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
good thieves of burning fruit encircle poisoned rivers minds and.. what?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
YOU'RE DEAD MAN HALF-ALIVE WHO HANGS FROM ATLANTIS no wait something's off

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
HIS EARS PRICKED WITH A KNIFE raspbery pie is yummy
or is it
DONT PASS OUT ON ME BROTHER?? IT'S YOU GOLD IS SELLING LOW SO HURRY MIGHTY OCEAN RISING FAST! okay brother -- fruit is useful for many things

Your fortune: Bad Luck
pie lovers yah totally good riddance pie lovers SOMEBODY BAKE A PIE IM BEGGING YOU IN ON MY KNEES HERE >>11899535
nice fruit but it belongs on >>>/ck/
>>11914774
s4s is a board with threads from every other board
good thieves of burning fruits encircle.. >>11914787
too late I ate your fruit
brother talk to me please eyes are weeping mouth is.. what? drooling the drooling incident you say >>11914770
Two same leading digits!
>>11914774
Two same leading digits!
>>11914787
Two same leading digits!
>>11914850
Two same leading digits!
>>11914858
Two same leading digits!
>>11915046
Two same leading digits!
>>11915077
Two same leading digits and two same number!
>>11915880
Two same leading digits!
>>11915961
Two same leading digits!
>>11916034
Two same leading digits!
the fruit incident >>11916866
:O owowoah look at those dubsies :)
>>11916934
words cannot express how much I'm into you and how immensely I'm attracted to you

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン


Your fortune: Average Luck
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO POST THIS AND BEG EVERYONE TO BAKE A PIE A FRUIT PIE IM BEGGING YOU JUST POST A YUMMY FRUIT PIE okay fruity people let's inspect the élan of this paroxysm >>11918200
two same numbers!
realistically speaking, brothers, the fruit hath spoken
>>11918204
>>11917883
words cannot express how much annoying and want to kill you you are
>>11918468
wait a second so what you're saying essentially is that you're an annoying redditor nigger and a cancerous wog that gets raped daily and will get killed? yup, that seems to be the case
>>11918480
(You) are the case fuckhead
>>11918483
your point being that you are the case you braindead unfunny redditor nigger fuckhead? yup, sounds correct to me
>>11918480
what the fuck is a wog
>>11918486
>yup yup
>yup yup yup
>yup
>yup yup yup yup yup yup yup


in addition to being one of the slimiest criminals ever to fall through the cracks of the criminal justice system and evade trial, exposure and full prosecution under the law...
*sip*

you are also retarded or have otherwise developed a cognitive impairment presumably from years of reinforcing your lies and untried narrative and assertions.

any jury properly informed of you daring exploits would have you on the needle in a trice

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
I just ate an apple >>11918512
that's a horrible thing to say .l>.<
in all honesty >>11918564
Fruit wants to be eaten, it is its sole purpose in life
>>11918684
are you excited for Christmas
>>11918695
I am only excited for fruit
>>11918733
whereas I am excited for you're digits but please oh please I'm begging you let us tie the fruit into your Christmas preparations and think of numerous ways in which you could have fruit dishes for Christmas
okay fruit brothers let's investigate the premonition >>11918778
When I was young child we would get a tangerine for a christmas treat
>>11918814
unbelievable.. father clementine bring?? the little father come forth with the clementine and say haba-haba haba tangerine mama eate the tangerin for the brother bam..

Your fortune: Outlook good
the fruit sentiment is unyielding

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
father clemnentine... I can hear his song even now... >>11918896
lol ur funny :P I like you

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
oh the fruit brothers are unreal..

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
BUT ARE THEY??

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
okay fruity brothers! let's think of a way to celebrate Christmas that's okay id rather talk about the fruit situation really someone really needs to address the fruit situation you mean, apart from the fact it's presently NOT Friday and yet here you are yapping about the fruits?? yeah, we should totally address that

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11920098
and yet here you are...
>>11920100
wow the digits you got speak the following: I thought I lost you when you ran away to try to find me

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11920122
Dubs. I'm eating a fruit right now actually
>>11920125
is it le starfruit

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11920122
i wonder what your digits speak but i don’t know how to translate them
>>11920128
no a satsuma
>>11920132
ah! the mysteries of satsumer. God bless you're meal

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
it's not friday, this thread is illegal okay well -- appeal at the local rosales magistrate of the strawberry court and then we'll see to your request

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
not many people are aware of the appeal of the fruit pie

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
okay brothers Christmas is coming I think

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11920167
thanks it was good. i had 2
>>11920899
you had two clementines and a dubsiesedibs

Your fortune: Godly Luck
AND IN THE CRUSH OF THE DARKKK

Your fortune: Average Luck
Back in india I met a tangerine the size of a large cat explain

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
self explanatory innit bro will reply to you in around twelve hours please stay posted

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11921476
Hhmmmmmmhhhhhh...
melon
>>11921460
the tangerine is in town??

Your fortune: Godly Luck
mouth is drooling.. >>11921460
are you sure it was not a tangerine flavored cat
>>11922419
brother, I..
Literally what is the difference between a tangerine, a satsuma or a clementine? Is it a raisins / currants situation all over again? Fruit authorities need to have a look into this. >>11922545
FOR YOUR INFORMATION CURRANTS ARE FROM THE CORINTH- UHH.. CORINTHOS..... I MEAN.. CORINTHIAN? CORINTHES? REGION OF GREECE AND THEYRE NOT JUST ANY TYPE OF RAISIN SO PLEASE DO KEEP IN MIND HOW CRUCIAL THE APPURTENANCE OF OUR ROSIDS' CLADE SOLEMNITY...... TALK TO ME BROTHER PLEASE
>>11922918
Oh yeah thats a good pie
>>11922918
The fruit authorities have been INFOREMD
Fruit doesn't imply pie
get over your pie obsession already
>>11923163
repetition is part of its defense mechanism when it feels threatened by its own increasingly visible malfunction it simply resorts to repetitive motions like an autist but it's not an autist it's a criminal
>>11923173
someone needs to take down this fruit pie criminal
>>11923178
Think you just replied to that brownoid wog redditor "pee fren" paki nigger that jerks off cows or something. Be wary.
>>11923194
Thanks for the warning, I'll be more careful
What kind of savage eats raw fruit?? What kind of fruit eats raw sewage? >>11923163
WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
>>11923206
woah just take it easy man...
I know you like my threads but you shouldn't get this excitable!
>>11923240
what's that now? you like my threads? yup, that seems to be the case brother!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11923255
*takes you outside my thread*
hey buddy I think you need to calm down
>>11923265
The leather club's three blocks down.
>>11923265
*rolls into a rug and crawls back*
so what you're saying good buddy is that it's my thread and you like my threads and need to calm down? wowsers!

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11923269
you took my thread from me
what else will you take?
you'll learn in time
>>11923342
I'm so sorry. whatever could you be referring to #.#

Your fortune: Bad Luck
commencing the fruit distraining

Your fortune: Bad Luck
the fortune sitch..

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
dimensions of fime SO IIIIIIIII I WALK oh I want a different story.. pie revelations? okay fruity people give me your wisdom >>11925111
lifters say you need protein to build muscle
But all grillas eat is mangoes and stuff and they are ripped. And they don't even work out.
>>11925122
you know, apart from you getting dubsels, in my opinion you raise a sal- salient point: how if they only never eat pie if they are ripped. if they don't do anything. in my opinion it's in their genes n it's like nature just hardwired them to get muscle mass. eating les starfruit. one thing I can hope for is that youre preparing for Christmas oh please just please
good fruit of burning cars encircle poisoned rivers minds and.. thinking about the fruit pie I can see this is a fruit friday thread
but it's not friday and it is not a pie thread
maybe you misread friday as pie?
listen you I'm going to drive you out of my thread if you keep that up you're welcome to post here this thread is dedicated to fruit pies? thank god it's friday you'll be surprise.. oh my bad, it's pie wednesday isn't it? will reply to you in around twelve hours yeah because it's time for bed NONONONONO TOTALLY NOT okay so like I said yeah no FRUITSHIP! SISTERS! AWAIT YOUR PIELY VISITOR does anyone feel like having some strawberry pie and I've felt the starry-eyed kid rise up in me dude.. =_= (keep going please) huh.. the tangerine father seems to be in town and the mandarin mother is over there too >>11928620
I have trouble with the waiting part...
>>11928620
your funny! getting festive for Christmas I see? are your preparations in order?:)
the fruit people MOUTH IS WEEPING! EYES ARE WEEPING! OH I LOVE THE CHRISTMAS COMING it is Friday once more
let's once again consider the fruit
Important information >>11929793 people love fruit all week long fof your information >>11929802
explain
>>11930460
errrrr... uhmmmm
Glad you finally dropped the pie narrative and understood the true meaning of this thread >>11910299
unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>11931380
Two same leading digits!
gotta love fruit pies :) yummy yah totally father tangerine seems to acquiesce show me show me show me a fruity pied kid AND I I I WILL EAT IT RAW get out of my head someone post a fruit pie I'm begging you >>11932586
Two same leading digits!
>>11932675
Two same leading digits!
>>11933573
Two same leading digits!
>>11934126
Two same leading digits!
>>11934686
Two same leading digits!
>>11935215
the day the sun goes out and hides in the yard
>>11935761
the day your mom goes out and kisses the retard
>>11935781
wait a sec so what you're saying is that you're nigger mom goes out and kisses the retard??
never seen an orange pie guess again i'm not looking *teleports to you* // so.. fruit pies yummy someone baked them recently?? >>11921355
unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>11937430
I like how you assume it's not friday
has anyone baked a fruit pie recently I bet some people have very few pies are fruit based and very few fruit end up in pies and very few days are fridays no the fruit incident so what's the story brothers >>11939364
Frogatto must go back to 1999 to stop the Nacho Cheese monster
>>11939366
dude =_= thank you for the dubs
woah! speedy board YOUR TIME HAS COME fruit time AND EVENING WAS DAWNING ABOVE THE RIVER it really was....... WOAH >>11940905
alright now you're starting to convince me
>>11941017
are YOU BIG ON CHRISTMAS DESSERTS BILLY?
PLEASE

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11941918
that's.. rumia
FRUITY SISTERS HOW WAS THE PIE?? ever heard of mince pie? maybe this is what you need for your information regular fruit pie are all dishes reserved for Christmas not just mince that's okay really IT'S LIKE I CANT BREATHEEEEE
ITS LIKE I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
deep breaths mkay I'm on it mate AND IN THE CRUSH OF THE DARKKKKK
ILL BE YOUR LIGHT IN THE MIST
I don't get it ARE THE FRUITS REAL? okay sure let's try this again sure fruity man take me by the hand Christmas is good isn't it >>11944266 >>11944469
smooche you..
i miss chaotics blogposts
i liked knowing when he epilated his thighs

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11938144
unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>11945256
yummy fruit pie
It's Friday today
But the fruit situation? Not looking good...
>>11945555
these delicious digits are looking good

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11945500
>>11945555
Insane 5s
the fruit sitch
>>11945594

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