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its the first day of december!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Anonymous | Updated 12/01/24(Sun)04:06:37

its the first day of december!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its the first day of december!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on the home stretch >>11903683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsYqIJqlPNc
is there something I should know about this date? >>11903799
double nines on page 9
>November is exactly 365 days away >>11903683
source?
grr i hate crimbus! lol >>11903683
I am feeling quite jolly
It's the first day of advent
But it's not Christmas until Dec 25th
And there are 12 days of Christmas
Please remember this
omg i poastin in a sticky!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mods are fags YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS EVERYONE!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T2WU2yykXM
posting in le sticky Hohoho, merry nicemas niceys! who wants to help decorate the tree?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
POSTING IN A STICKYYY!!!! STICKY!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11904717
yes they are Fantastic Awesome Guys Sneed
>>11903683
Very based
sticky? how lucrative Stickity christmas post!
Stickanposten!
Stick
>>11904726
im putting a little beary on top of the tree where she belongs

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11903683
i like snow
>>11903683
this is nice board

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11904766
dubs
>>11904771
I almost forgot

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11903683
this sticky is great & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-experienced professional he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overtipping for a perfect lunch at a nearby trendy blogpraised sidewalk-chalkboard fresh hip classy check-staurant, organized by dub checkers, saw people were enjoying a disproportionate amount of their collective time making mind-bogglingly interesting versions of this god-blessed meme, & stickied it with all the passion of a true mod at yer nearest imageboard. then the comedy genius gentlemen pile in to regard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to ecstatically lose their mind over the new amazing sticky. and you're all part of the unique, ongoing spectacle. fascinating


Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11904777
trips check!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Nice! nice

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
never posted so fast once i saw mods stickied >>11904808
I didn't know this thread was stickied until it was too late
now everyone is going to be entering this thread and laughing at my posts for weeks
>>11904820
hehe
https://youtu.be/DzyKSyLavUY?t=42
december, the first, 2808, doomsday
>>11904820
haha
OH FUG
POSTING IN A STICKY
STIGGY time posting in a stiggy!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
dockcember ^_^ >>11904879
"No" bellows Belisarius Cawl

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11904847 >sticky
wait a sec.... so s4s really does have jannies?
>>11904902
u stoopit
I hate frogs. All fucking spastics or twitch kiddies

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11904902
they're prolly gay like us ^w^
the sticky famine is ober!?!?! Between this and the pic spam earlier I think a mod remembered we existed FINALLY STICKY WOOOOOOOOOOOOO >>11903683
happy day!
>>11904822
>>11904866
unchecked dubs check!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11904903
I thought you faggy bear posters were supposed to be obsessed with being "nice"
I fart >>11904937
you are afraid of just how nice I can be
>>11904937
u stoopit
rabbit rabbit >>11903683
my pole is ready
is this the first [s4s] sticky in like a year? or longer? it's my birthday too, yay!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11904981
happy birthday anone
>>11903683
check em

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11904999 is it time? >>11904801 >>11905049
You need help
>>11904975
aprol fools was last sicke
>>11904981
Yayyyyy! How old are u turning?
>>11905050
glex is the help
>>11904983
tenkius!!!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11905044
time for dubes
>>11905054
21 =^) I'm having a blast! in the Uber posting in le tablón... c'est ma vie!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11903683
what le fug a fugging sticky

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11904680
someting feels off..........
>>11904765
this hurts the butt lol
>>11905253
oh goish
>>11904910
sepak 4 urself
>>11905256
it's the holidays! don we now our gay apparel !!!!!
>>11905311
wear the cat ears
>>11905313
i don't have any cat ears or really gay apparel. i should ask for some for christmas :3
>>11905328
wear the nothing
holy crap posting in a sticky! >>11905333
that sounds very cold
>>11905336
that's fine wear a blankie then
Whoa. Crimbus cookie tiem!
*nomnomnom*
>>11905337
but then i couldn't go outside
>>11905345
that's okay
>>11905346
but the reason i want cute clothes is so that i can go on a date with my friend
>>11905352
friends are evil they ripped my organs out and blamed me
>>11905353 double 53!
but what if it was your fault and you deserved it though?
>>11905367
I hope they suffer..
>>11904999
Two same leading digits! Trips!
>>11905030
Two same leading digits!
>>11905044
Two same leading digits!
Two same numbers!
>>11905049
Two same leading digits!
>>11905050
Two same leading digits!
Double fifties!
>>11905053
Two same leading digits!
>>11905054
Two same leading digits!
>>11905057
Two same leading digits!


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11905255
Two same leading digits!
UCHAR_MAX ^w^
>>11905311
Two same leading digits!
Two same numbers!
Symmetrical dubs!
>>11905313
Two same leading digits!
>>11905328
Two same leading digits!
>>11905333
Two same leading digits!
Triple 3's! Nice!
>>11905334
Two same leading digits!
>>11905336
Two same leading digits!
>>11905337
Two same leading digits!
>>11905339
Two same leading digits!
>>11905345
Two same leading digits!
>>11905346
Two same leading digits!
>>11905352
Two same leading digits!
>>11905353
Two same leading digits!
>>11905367
Two same leading digits!
>>11905370
Two same leading digits!
>>11905388
Two same leading digits!
Two same numbers!
>>11905394
Two same leading digits!
>>11905397
Two same leading digits!


Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11905411
two same numbers!
>>11904966
>>11905255
>>11905400
nice sticky dubs!
>>11903683
Wanna Sprite Cranberry?
>>11903683
still have 2 hours here

٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-
>Oh shoot sticky >>11905535
YOU'RE MOM IS STICKY ^W^

6W6


Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11905557
Two same leading digits!
Off by two!
>>11903683
>>11903749
>>11904680
>>11904724
>>11904727
>>11904771

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11905511
no
on the puder right now posting in a sticky >>11904909
Good take very based
>>11904909
just wait until you find out about their home site
>>11903683
Finally, a sticky post from the purple palm tree people
POSTING IN A STICKY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11904909
>t.
>>11905665
can you imagine 1) using a name on an anoymous site 2) posting ur face on an anooymous site
>>11905682
>using a name on an anoymous site
Namefigging is a beloved tradition on this board which encourages and fosters a sense of community and mutual respect. If any of this is to your displeasure please consider >>>/b/ or perhaps >>>/bant/

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11904975
>>11905053
sorry, i forgot the board existed... lole!!1!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11904921
haha...
i made it desu >>11905687
oink
it is the second of December >>11905794
grow up
>>11903683
Go Jelly Go!
>>11905842 >>11905842
Jellysquishe i love you

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
i add to le tree /s-sticky??? chrimas came early :'o
here is a winter spikedog i found

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
POASTING INNA STIGGY

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
The sticky drought of 2024... OVER!
245 days of no sticky... have the purple palmtreemen returned???

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11905914
244 days*
>>11905511
double dubs!
>>11905644
sticky dubs!
>>11905877
sticky dubs!
>>11905875
adding this >>11905358 very nice spikecookie to the tree
>>11905937
the esfores christmas tree is back!!!
Posting in a sticky >>11905692
>>11905854
>>11905875
>>11905905
>>11905937
>>11905952

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
this is nice thread Bacon plushie joins the battle! >>11905989
forehead girl
>>11903683
This is nice sticky

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11905989
>>11906026
>>11906112

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11906026
This is nice tree
i want a toy traine >>11906125
go fuck youre mome <3_<3


Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11903683
its over...
>>11906140
>>11906206

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11903683
its time
>>11906269
Spoiler that shit homeboy
>>11906300
my bad
>>11905605
>>11905976
>>11906125
>>11906260
The sticky made this guy so mad lol
>>11906269
Omg a cognitohazard
my le brain cannot handle it I will not be able to sleep for weeks and will hallucinate the hat man and sevelop schizophrenia
>>11906354
i'm gonna shift so hard man i'm about to CAPSLOCK
>>11903683
good king wnecelas (nice)
>>11906349
He’s so dedicated to his cause, he’s so autistic is impressive
>>11905937 >>11906663
hehe nice
>>11906666
nice quads
>>11906670
thx 4 the checky

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Your fortune: Bad Luck
A top sticky and a bottom sticky
>>11893647
, what a blessed time!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
I want to die so fucking bad right now >>11907042
Please do not give in to your thought processes right now. There might be things that you need to take care off and external pressures as well.
greenpoast in le sticky XDDDDD
edit: Could not submit post (greenposting is currently disabled) >:(
>>11907042
But I love you
woooo <3 >>11903683
Why did mods sticked that?
>>11907042
Can I dump your ass first
>>11903683
I can't believe santa is bringing the gifts thru a snitch

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11906666
four same number and leading dubs in sticky!!!!!!!!!!! wow!
69 (nice) image replies!

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11907750
Shut up you filthy monkey
>>11907691
They sticky their own posts all the time, it is 90% of sticky, remember how munch used to sticky their own paper all the time?
>>11908121
It is Christmas month!
>>11908121
Stop complaining, noone likes a complainer


Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11908309
if that's a girl it's incredibly hot
if it's a boy it's disgusting
>>11908351
this is megumin from the anime (and light novel i think) konosuba. she is a girl and a chuuni
>>11908121
op here you might not believe me but I've never been a mod, this was just a stroke of luck that the purple palm tree men noticed my 30 second nicepost
>>11908309
I really hope Megumin isn't going to harm ocean creatures with her explosions
>>11908554
no she's gonna explode all over my dick and balls ^_^
>>11908564
nothing in that picture would indicate this, so your post is entire self-indulgent
please think about how unpleasant you're being before you hit that "Submit" button next time
this is my first time posting in a stick
i wishe for chrisme a sticke
>>11905050
yes please help me
>>11908309
>>11908351
>>11908369
>>11908489
>>11908554
>>11908564
>>11908569
>>11908617
>>11908717
>>11908749
im retarded
>>11908758
if this is true I want 2 fuck u
no condom please I want to rawdog retard pussy and possibly breed deformed fucked up retard offspring
>>11908758
>>11909189

Pic rel is >>11908758
>>11909282
aint easy being cheesy
>>11903683
franc zapa and the morters of invetion...................................
>>11909472
LOL

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11903683
YAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
>justgonnaexplainfascismrealqcwck!# >>11909472
Awesome
https://youtu.be/hCC6ZhRS7sY

Day Four!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Only 19 days too gooo >>11909648
17 more day!!
>>11909655
Ohhhh you have developed time travel jujutsu
>>11903683
All I want for Christmas is yoouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu yeah I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need
>>11909766(dubs)
And iiiii don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWtb991Y6uc
simply
avving
a
wonderful
crimbus
time
>>11909472
what the le fug
dubs >>11910166 >>11909472
glegle

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
bump Pee pee poo poo s4s meetup when? >>11911120
Imagine the smell

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11911127
>>11910808
>>11911155
dubs check!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11911322
dubs check!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11911127
yeah imagine catfish stinkin everything full
test
test
>>11911645
where is my #fortune ? its in all fields...
>>11911648
let me roll ur fortune for u

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11911648
I also put fortune everywhere and somehow it doesn't work. I guess either I'm stupid, or I'm cursed
>>11911974
test [fortune]
maybe the real child sex is the friends we made along the way Hootie and the Suckfish >>11912022(dubs)
*fortune*

Your fortune: Bad Luck
bumping in a sticky lol lole

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11909766
Me?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
posting in crimge thread >>11912431
you can be banned for announcing a bump
>>11912700
bump
>>11912700
no, you can't
>>11912700
dubs of no such rule!
>>11912634
you can be banned for being too crimge
>>11912700
BUMP
>>11912700
merry bumpmas!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11912909
stop being lewd on [s4s]
>>11912949
Oaaaahhhhh nooo!!! Not the chinchin! Yamete
This is nice board >>11912977
your late
>>11904680
im stickin a santa stick up that smelly grinchy rump of yours sweety!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how does this website work and what to do on it? >>11913083
all my friends are inside the website
>>11913086
what do u mean?
>>11913090
he's quoting some faggot on xitter
>>11913083
this board is for being nice, making oc, and posting in stickies lole !!
>>11913111
the beary is ruin le pizza ;_;
>>11913111
ohk thanks
hmm but "being nice"
rarely happens on the internet right?
>>11913116
stinky gorl tootsies maka a da pizza beaeter.
add cheesy flavor, boss
>>11913116
it's okay, they are good friends
>>11913118
this is the one corner of the internet where people niceness outweighs ruders
>>11913111
lol hes looking at her like "how could you i was going to eat that"
>>11913127
thats really nice
ig i dont belong here
>>11913146
everyone belongs here !!! it's okay if you're a little bit rude in the beginning. the longer you spend on this board, the more being nice will feel like second nature !! i belief in you anone
>>11913157
ok retard
>>11913182
Bullying is NOT nice!
>>11913200
i apologize
>>11913200
sex
>>11913111 (trips checke!)
le steak stepper
>>11913211
dubs
>>11913209
That is very nice of you, thanku for being my friend
Catalog browsing is superior. Glegle >>11913332
cute cute cute i love sheep and i love harnesses and i love the color pink i wish i looked like this and could get lead around on a leash
>>11913334
giwtwm
>>11913331
AT least she isn't telling me to go fard myself this time
swimming in this sticky

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11913381
knock knock, it's me, the mailman
>>11913146
true.
now fug off.
>>11913387
Woah the mailman is delivering mail to a fish? What could it be?
>>11913398
I'm listening....I just love the mail
>>11913588
unchecked dubs
>>11913588

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
I can't even begin to describe how much I love the snow, it's unreal. But Xmas can suck my dingaling. Where's the hot cocoa? Fuck I'm cold.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11913644
>( ´_ゝ`)フーン
( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11913666
ebil trips
>>11913709
that's how my math teacher looks like
>>11913599
>>11913644
unchecked dubs check!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
vanilla chocolate swirl

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11904935
22 -66 = 44
clearly not dub
just end december early, as it fits into my schedule better >>11913335
>>11909472

Your fortune: Excellent Luck


Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11914333
Tripsu
>>11912977
>>11913111
>>11913157
>>11913182
>>11913200
>>11913283
>>11914334

Your fortune: Excellent Luck


Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11914333
cute anine art


Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11914434
stop right there!!!
>>11914487
W-why? She-s just flubing!
>>11914504
do you have any idea how hard you were flubing? this is a no-flube zone.
>>11914671
I'm sorry I didn't mean to
I don't want you to get hit by an infamous flube trip
>>11914795
wtf(lube)
>>11913709
peepe kitty <#_<#
>>11903683
what happens in december 1?
>>11915360
yosho
>>11915360
youd be suprise

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11915360
youd be suprise

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11905044
Id's past time, id's already sdarded
>>11915589
your post has been visited by the lorge bear
Good because I'm hungry.
https://youtu.be/5z1fcgX8QLU?si=EqVrfuh3Hb3fc1vf
god because im hungry
https://youtu.be/5z1fcgX8QLU?si=EqVrfuh3Hb3fc1vf
Gooning to this >>11916064
>12/07/24(Sat)04:00:04
gooning to your post time rn
>>11916066
checking you're dubs from my're gooncave

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11916187
me on the right
>>11916187
me on the right (left)
>>11916255
( •̀ ᴗ •́ )و Aw heck yes! Two SAME leading digits! Two SAME numbers!
Niggers tongue my anus.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11913387
off by one!
>>11913398
off by one!
>>11913599
off by one and dubs!
>>11914334
off by one!
>>11914434
off by one!
>>11914487
off by one!
>>11914845
off by one!
>>11915589
off by one!
>>11916187
off by one!
>>11916421
off by one!
>>11916437
numbers!
>>11916471
Two same leading digits!
Today is December 7, a date which lives in infamy >>11916482
The day the Japanese struck back at the United States for their illegal and genocidal blockade of their country.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11916491
blockade was rightfully enacted because of japanese genocidal war against the han people
>>11916472
Two same leading digits!
>>11916539
numbers!
>>11916537
What part of the United States is China?

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11916555
Trips! The southern part
>>11916555
wage unjust war get nuked twice
>>11914845
tubular my dawg; Gnarly! ^_________^

Your fortune: Average Luck
this is nice board >>11917018
yeah but is it rlly??
>>11917032 >>11917037
Signol
I was holding a gun to my head, finger on the trigger, when I thought of browsing [s4s] one last time before I left this cruel world.
This is the first thread on the page. I read the entire thread, tears streaming down my face in pure joy. I've been saved.
>>11917074
thanks for all you're hard work
suicide is not the answer, play Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup its a fun free game https://crawl.develz.org/
>>11917074
There I was, back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand, machine gun on the left, ready to bless these unholy thots with our divine sauce. I was down to my last clip when I yelled at Jesus from across the orphanage, I said "Jesus, I need a melee weapon!" Never have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fucking fast in my life. But I killed 657 prostitutes that day. Yessir, it went down in history as the Coochie Wars.
>>11917074
Thanks for staying alive and for beign my frend!
I hope things only get better for you from this point on
https://voca.ro/1iPaMvU6vKBh

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
post 333!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11917396
such a nice post
>>11916592
it shold have happen to america by now ^w^
homerun

Your fortune: Godly Luck
What a lovely Sunday to wake up to

be positive
life is beautiful
>>11917849
:)
>>11917849
Good morning
Sunday morning

Your fortune: Average Luck
fappe time >>11918050
a merry fapping to you
we are one third of the way through advent Do you think maybe one day two anons might get the exact same post number then the website explodes and we can never use it again? >>11918335
Wanna try?
Let's post at 18:10:00 and find out
>>11918336
my uncle works for 4chan and he told me not to
>>11918343
well so does my uncle and he said its okay
>>11903683
h*ck yeahj beary!!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
could not connect to the [s4s] interface

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11919020
get wlel soon
>>11919110
>>11919020
don't listen to this kind of toxic sh*t - ohh get welsh soon - fakery
>>11919789
get lelw soon
>>11903683
>its the first day of december
no its not
>>11920362
Non-intelligent individual
>>11916555
New York
>>11913083
1.Leave
2.leave
3.leave
Please remember to be nice on [s4s]

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11920556
this poster was rude to me >>11920446
this poster was rude to somebody else >>11920450
This board sucks

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11920609
this is bad post
>>11920620
I liked it...
>>11920609
please

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11920733
why is the world like thsi?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11920753
the world is made of chaos and bullshit
>>11903683
this is nice sticky
merry xmas, frens

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11920765
THank you for the merry the crhistamsmQ!!1111
Almost ready for nicestmas! >>11905605
you take that back
>>11920571
you should do something about it
*** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE PELICAN! *** post this in 3 threads or you will be fucking killed >>11919789
get danes soon
>>11903683
Op isn't even dubs. Why sticky?
>>11921466
Dubs! Don'd judge others for what they donth havbe
ITS SANTA ITS SANTA HES COMIG!!!!!
SANTAS ON THE PARADE FLOAT DRIVING THROAGH MY NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!!!!!!!
>>11921543
CONGRATULATIONS!!!! YOU WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>11921578
yo fuck EVERYTHING about metal slimes
>>11921615 wtf even is this board? It seems this is where they keep the autistic people at. >>11921656
Basically yeah
We are all autistic and schizos!
This board is being used to research the usage and weaponization of concentrated autism and schizophrenia
>>11921656
im gay and retarded
>>11921656
it was the best board

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11915466
youd be/are dubse

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11921888
unchecked trips on the 'log
>>11921888
wtf
>>11921888
Based self check
>>11921888
ok, now this is epic
>>11920733
ayy lmao
>>11922222 >>11922212
unchecked quints on the 'log
>>11905339
Look at this greedy little chub, double fisting those Crimbus cookies. Does such gluttony know no bounds?

Your fortune: Good Luck
14 days only 14 days >>11922441
ya know nothing the 20th of december is tradicionally most important and there is the solstice
>>11922460
the longest night with u
>>11920733
>>11922168
https://youtu.be/P9I1_EhnNG4?si=9rngRkJEfFIeon4Z
well my anons I just got fcked the girl I dumped is in the same room w me gg anons mememememememememememem

Your fortune: Bad Luck
Well anons I took a shit and it landed on my balls


We BACK

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11922557
i don't know the context of this, but i hope you had fun !!! remember to do aftercare
I will NOT shit my pants

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11922585
You will, in 2025
>>11922610
Noooo my birthday is in 18 days


AA IM BAKING A NIGLOO AAA

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11922614
happy early birthday catfishe
Hey Karen I got the most expensive tree they had!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11903683
posting in a nice sticky!!!!
>>11920556
>>11921543
>>11922559
>>11922925

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11923232
nice single doubles
I really feel sorry for catfish calling him fat fuck fatfish and I feel sorry for yuji sakai too for calling him a subhuman retarded gypsy.

I promise I won't do it again.
please 4chinz let me make my poast i promise it isn't spam
lole...... someone else have to check recent dubs.... my art is not allowed
>>11905966
>>11906300
>>11906311
>>11907766
>>11909566
>>11909799
>>11912977
two same numbers!

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11923751
Kill yourself fucking faggot
>>11923808
that's not very nice
why don't you try checking your #fortune

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11923751
Thank you for all you're hard work
>>11923828
>>11923868
Go fuck yourself
>>11923941
>>11923808
this is nice board
>>11923828 >>11923945
>>11924080
>>11924193

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
I will NOT crap my pants

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
holiwis amiges =^)
the least knobby dot =^)

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
this thread has 420 replies so i just wanted to let you all know aerith 420 blaze it taking a huge gamble that i don't snipe the quads by posting this hello i wanted to post in this nice thread

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11924477
Well you got double dubs in the stiggy so there you go
>>11924400
checking nice dubs in a le stiggY!!!!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11903683
https://voca.ro/1cpbNLmMCnsd
expect presents on 25 >>11924802
>t.
taking a huge gamble that i don't snipe dubs by posting this >>11903683
CHRISTMAS BREAK IS SOON I CANT WAIT AND SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH MY VIDYA AND CUTE CARTOON GIRLS
>>11903683
on the first day of lelsmas my true love gave to me dubs

checkem

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11925059
it isn't the first day of christmas yet, that's why you didn't get dubs :<
>>11925088
dubs!!
>>11903683
bjkfjhasfkjldf jkdjhsfd kj s fad kjsd jhg
>>11925221
Try putting more meaning in your texts next time

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11925264
Sorry
>>11925265
Blestjat tvoi glaza, no mne ne uznat

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11925088
dubs!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11903683
Gn nice buries
sticky bump >>11925771
buries really life like this and don't see anything wrong with it
>>11925842
ya
it's been the first day of december for 11 days now, we must be trapped in a relativistic time vortex

perhaps the timelines are collapsing because spikeman just got found in contempt of court
>>11926156
ok retard
>>11926210
can't we all get along
>>11926222
nice trips, also I appreciate the effort and intent here but there are no pink haribos
>>11926222 (nice trips!)
no u retard
>>11926226
WRONG AGAIN RETARD!
Haribo makes pink strawberry flavored bears, you can find them in the Wild Berry flavor variety bags
>>11926230
okay alright I was wrong, except which bag is displayed in the gif...
>>11926231
The factory had a little messup. Ebil was lucky and got a gummy from a different bag!
>>11926246
alright this can be canon then
>>11926226
Pink is not a real colour

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11926246
>>11926253
I got raisins from a piece of bread when it clearly came out of the supermarket not advertised as "raisin bread"
>>11926230
wild bury
>>11926266
soe sereen and buetiful thanks fore poesting.
>>11926284
wild bury
>>11926301
careful now little bury
you seem to be a little bit on the heavy side. dont collapse that cliff
>>11925771
>>11925928
>>11926222
>>11926266
>>11926301

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11903683
merry chrsismass s4s :D. have a bury nice new year!
>>11926607 >>11926301
>>11926367
sitting on tol place is fun to do!!

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11926607 >>11928029
so le los blissful
>>11928029
please be careful little bury and spikedogh friend.
wishing cozyness upon al essforassers

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11929066
blissful dubs check!
same into you anone!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
trying againe

Your fortune: Bad Luck
flaflalfllafl la la la la >>11903683
>its the first day of december
its not
i wish melania will burn trumppyyy :D ONLY 11 DAYS 11 DAYS >>11928029
That’s so scary doe
today is Friday the 13th
I'm really scared
>>11929680
Don’t be
Luck isn’t real
>>11929681
there is more than one reason to be sad
>>11929680
I learned this from Abi in the fishtank chat.
Your fortune: Very Bad Lucke

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11904739
lol

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11903683
Can we please reach 1000 replies on this thread

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11929066
I wish you well too

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
catfish christmas wish came true.

new kiki v2.0 just dropped

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11930737
https://voca.ro/1nCQfimGBsr7

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11929344
still is for me
>>11903683
happy christmas
>>11930368
Woah, we're halfway there

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11930776
this was debunked in 1482 when george washington invented dividing 1000 by 2 and discovered it was not equal to 487, but instead, it was equal to 494
>>11903683
humbug
>>11903683
nice
>>11926230
hariboes except the hue is shifted to 180°
this activates my neurons i want it
>>11930886
it rlly is isnt it!!!!!!
this is how i will end up this christmas >>11930947
Hey bb you got a boyfren?
i'm gonna be making covfefe with a new metal pot and trimming my beard for xmas >>11926714
>>11926775
>>11928029
>>11928586
>>11929493

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Ohhh, the weather outside is frightful
But los boarde is beary niceful

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11909472
why this stupid glegle? it ruins
>>11931388
dubs confirm
>>11931803
singles debunk
>>11931811
dubs check and post 500!

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11931816
499 -> 500!
doun stab!! belieeeeeeeben!!!!!! dan DAN DANG >>11931388
>>11931803
>>11931835
>>11932046

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11932046
HOOODW ON TU DAT FEEEBINNNN
I feel nice
Like sugar and spice
>>11932234
cute!
the time vortex continues, it's been dec 1 for 14 days now, nearly 15

maybe this thread is like groundhog's day
comin for da nice! >>11933384 INT is my dump stat :/ mail men are trying to steal my Christmas packages by saying they delivered them already :^((((

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11933696
mean men
>>11903683
humbug
>>11930368
The journey to a thousand replies is halfway there, but we might not be able to do that on time, we need to hurry up

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11933799
can you post a higher resolution version of that pic ?
>>11932192 >>11933835
No, it's literally 1 pixel big
>>11933835
i upscaled it by a factor of 2, i hope that makes it easier to see !!
>>11934223
thank you, I can finally see what's going on now.
My advent calendar is running out of chocolate... >>11934264
don't open it for a day, then the next day you can open two and get twice as many chocolates at once
anon found the chocolate duplication glitch

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11934373
>Duplication
What if it ends? Does the chocolate count go in the negatives? It takes away chocolate from you?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11934608
Can I get 2 same fortunes in a row?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11930368
Doing my're part

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11934608 >>11934763
This is so incredibly fucked up how is this happening?
>>11934763
WHERE DID THE CHOCOLATE GO?!
a b guise christmas is gonna get stolen!!!1!1!! :^(

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11934976
by whomst?
>>11934990
the girnhc :^(((( hessa mail stealing stinko :^(((((

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11934945
Two same leading digits!
>>11934951
Two same leading digits!
>>11935168
sorry to hear that
>>11904606
naeno
>>11904606
youre mom on page nine
i havent' posted much today and that feels weird so i'm just going to bump the sticky lole >>11935436
thanks for all your hard work
>>11935446
i do what i can
>>11935456
me 2 ..
bomp
hehehe
oh and today i feel happy

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11935567
life is happy and nice when posting in a sticky !!!
but gyurs what hpens when ew dose the ticsky >>11935567
Mee 2

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11936032
2 same fortunes?

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11936034
Guess I'm not that lucky

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11935634
tested

Your fortune: Average Luck
one same fortune

Your fortune: Good Luck
is this cringe sticky gonna be up all December long?
fucking cringe
>>11936139
i sure hope so :>
>>11936115
Please same fortune as this anon

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11936213
Oh no that is very bad luck :^(

Your fortune: Bad Luck
If I get godly luck then mods have to delete this sticky NOW

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11903683
'Tis the fucken season my Chris Cringle trick
Where's the hot bitches to suck Cringle dick?
The stockings all hung by the chimney with care
This bitch got jungle, too much pussy hair

Here comes an elf just singing a song
This little fucker got a 12 inch dong
And Rudolph oh Rudolph out on the grass
Is butt boofin Frosty in his froze sno-cone ass

And then there's the Grinch with not much to say
His little green weiner grew three sizes today
Don't tell me 'bout chestnuts just suck my balls
And my Cringle cock is gonna deck your halls

Fuck all that egg nog and sit on my crotch
Cringle's been drinking that 12 year old scotch
I'm done with the snow and done with the sled
Now take off your clothes and jump in the bed

'Tis the fucken season my Chris Cringle show
The whole world in one night
But this dick need to blow

And don't forget about New Year's
The ball drop and then?
The clock strikes twelve
And we gonna do it again.


*sip*

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11936240
if I will also meet a dark handsome stranger then that means this anon and I are fated to meet :3

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11936279
Oh no, that is very bad luck :^(

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11936299
it's ok, this roll will cancel it out

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
mmm cold cheese pizza >>11936139
ur not nice
>>11936329
it's better to be rude than to be cringe
>>11936374
Too bad you are both LMOA
>>11936421
okay fuck you, because of you I'm posting this picture and now everyone is gonna see it on the top of the front page
>>11936474
xD!!! what a good picture i like you lots :3
>>11936474
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>11936474
delete this
bumpan the sticky lole nothing personal >>11937186
did you really just
>>11936474
actually, i hid the sticky, because it was interfering with my manual repeating integer checking
i have a severe 4chan addiction. this might be my last post. thanks for everything guys. >>11937420
( ̄^ ̄ )ゞ

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11937420
thanks for all your hard work
>>11937420
Good luck anon ( ̄ー ̄)ゞ
testing tiny words wish me good luck!

ᶠᵃᵍᵍᵒᵗ
>>11937651
howd u do that
>>11937651
Wut the fug
cold cheese pizza for the win (ΦωΦ) >>11937455
unchecked dubs check!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
I do not include evil female songs in my Christmas playlist >>11933896
>>11934990
>>11935259
>>11935563
>>11935567
>>11935613
>>11936329

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
balls and cocks

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
plz do not forget the TRUE MEANING of December guys!!! >>11938201
Stop conflating Christmas and December
this is as bad as stupid kids who think Halloween is October
>>11938201
the true meaning december is saturnalia and hanukka and kwanzaa and yule and new years eve and rosa parks day etc etc etc
>>11939007
its because due to the fact that you dont fap eneff
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS!! :D >>11938201
Saturnalia!!!! It is the second day of Saturnalia. I just sent out home made some candles as gifts. Candles are a traditional gift.
>>11939132
can confirm
>>11939155
benismas :DDDD
>>11939155
gay

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11939287
Straight.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>mfw sticker

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11939696
yup lol
>>11937805
ok now draw ears on him
>>11938078
why do peepees grow twisty like grape vines
>>11930368
SO IT'S REPLIES YOU WANT
>>11933799
nah motherfucker you just did some witch magic
>>11933696
dude get a lawyer
throw money at it
>>11934796
>>11934865
I am now realizing one of the magicians' tricks. You didn't get a good look at it right at the beininning?
did you?
>>11903683
let's all have a merry xmas and a happy new year no matter what happens, ok?
p.s. I had to take some drugs to say that

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11904902
No, just mods, you can see which boards allow you to sign up when there is an application
>>11921888
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>11939992
unchecked quadfail on the 'log

>>11939999
unchecked quadsuccess on the 'log
>>11937420
Checked, see you tomorrow faggot
>>11939999 strange gue and sausage for the win >>11940083
How was it?
>>11940136
very delicious
very nutritious

(I like sausage)
>>11940144
dubs check!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11907042
but then you cant get dubs
>>11911120
december 22 dubs day
>>11913146
you do belong here!! esfores is the coolest board and we love you
>>11939863
WHERE DID THE CHOCOLATE GO??!?!!
>>11903683
It's only 6 days until Christmas depending on where you live

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11921656
there is nothing more autistic than hating people having fun
>>11924955
nice dubs!
this image isnt very funny, you should try something like this instead
>>11940304
I ated it
>>11940387
oh my god.. beary pink turned spikedog into a cookie and ate him..
>>11940425
I got it from the crimbus tree
>>11940444
did you get those trips from the crimbus tree two???

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11940461
n-no I got them from the fortune tree

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11903683
Test:
• Test
• Test test test test test test test test test test test test

- test
- test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test
>>11940299
December 22 2022 in 4 days!!!!
>>11940615
test results arrived
you failed
it was an iq test
sorry you are an redard
>>11940624
liar liar pants on fire

Your fortune: Godly Luck
Can you believe it guys ? Christmas , just a week away . Christmas is in a week ! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information . Christmas ! Just a week away , oh wow . Can you believe it? Christmas ! Just in a week ! It got here so fast ! Christmas ! Just a week away ! >>11940814
i like that video a lot, thank you for the reference anone !!!
>>11940814
i cant belieb it Christmas in a week!!!
they moved back christmas from december 25th to january 4th though when people said they didn't have enough time to celebrate because they were too busy with the holidays ------------
| test |
|_______|
>>11903683
no it isnt!!!!!!
>>11940752
no ure

Your fortune: Average Luck
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Your fortune: Godly Luck
Youre fortune: You will meet a handsome duck Your'e 4chin: You will eat meat with some handymen >>11941483
eating meat is wrong !!!

you're fortine: animals are friends, not food !
you're fortnite: eat your meat and beat it, too~ >>11941502
Kill yourself
I ate a fuck ton of dead animals today
>>11941616
beary pink says.. go vegan!
i wonder what berry pink meat taste like :3c >>11941626
berry pink would probably taste like a berry lole !!! but it would be rude to eat berry pink or beary pink or bury pink or any sentient creature !!!
mods sticky?!
erm.. what the sigma
ONLY 5 DAYS ONLY 5 DAYS >>11941783
wrong
>>11941818
Yeah same I thought it was 6 still


Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11941818
Two 18s
>>11942199
Dubs
>>11941622
Dubs №2

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
bump GUYS GUYS IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE
GUYS IT'S SNOWING!!
IT'S SNOWING!!
>>11938716
>>11940303
>>11940304
>>11940358
>>11940387
>>11940444
>>11940560
>>11941502

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
all i want for christmas is posting in le sticky. do you think we'll get to 1000 replies before the 25th?! i sure hope so

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11942799
+1 post
>>11942799
+1 dubs
>>11942807
thank you for your service anone
>>11942810
+2 singles (your'e post & min'e post)
>>11942818
what if you're post and mine' post kissed and hold hands

Your fortune: Outlook good
every day i check le gatalig and post in le stigy of perpetual first day of december
the ritual continue
every day,a day passes

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11943241
wtf is this real?!
666 >>11943254
idk, maybe
>>11943241
That's not true
>>11943297
they don't think it be like that... but it do
>>11942582
guys I gotta be honest it only snowed for 15 minutes today, I got really excited and posted this but then it stopped
:(
>>11943313
you're allowed to be excited about snow even if it only lasts for a few minutes, don't worry anone
>>11943313
yup same, all the snow is gone
>>11942582
>>11943313
I am sorry anone global warming be like that
very soon it will be Christmas >>11903683
675 are here, 325 to be posted. It didn't snow where I live today

Your fortune: Good Luck
+2 posts (this is post 1 of 2)

Your fortune: Average Luck
(this is post 2 of 2)

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
(this is post 3 of 2)

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
i didnt realize we were so behind there is a lot of fog big+red=santa >>11943843
Licking boogers out of his own snout.
Bliss
we will get there reach big number who here hoping for snow before the BIG DAY?? >>11944086
Me =)
>>11923327
2. ... Ke7
690 posts :> >>11944356
i was gonna snipe the 666 with this but i was texting with mommy sakai
>>11943843
careful beary pink that pitbull might maul you!!!

>>11944571
I just downvoted your comment.

FAQ
>What does this mean?
The amount of karma (points) on your comment and 4chan account has decreased by one.
>Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:
- Rudeness towards other 4channers,
- Spreading incorrect information,
- Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.
>Am I banned from the board?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
>I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a (You) explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to 4chan (You)s within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
>How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on 4chan.org. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: 4chan is privilege, not a right.
>>11944598
oh no :( :(
ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh snow !!!!! it's snowing!!! wheeeeeeee yippieeeeee yayayayaaayy . i'm flapping my hands open and shut and rolling around on my carpet. it's going to be a white chrismas !!!! >>11944678
i know where you live
>>11944690
you should come here so you can play in the snow too !!!
we are going to have a green christmas this year >>11944710
I tried to greenpost at you but it's le disabled, like me

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11944776
>he doesn't know how to greenpost in 2024+0.97
>>11944781
Who are you quoting? I'm not talking about greentext by the way
>>11944781
The problem is, anone, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.
Sandy claws

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11944930
sinterklaas
>>11945013
Santa stopped bringing me presents since I stopped living in my parents house. I don't know why I've been trying really hard to be good for him.
>>11903683
If you are an artist, it doesn't matter what you draw, or how you draw it, I love you already

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11945502
I draw pictures of popular cartoon and video game characters raping toddlers.

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