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the amazing choco duo

By happy thoughts | Updated 12/15/24(Sun)17:56:25

the amazing choco duo

the amazing choco duo

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11935023
I would like some
>>11935277
dubs of desire and gluttony
>>11935023
This product has no reason to exist. You could make something like this, but that would impede on the consumer's rapid and immediate access to sweets. A responsible society would not allow for this product.
for all ur ob esity needs what is the white stuff? what is the coco duetting with >>11935951
no this doesn't make you obese instantly you just have to burn more calories than what your intake is so let me just bounce a couple ideas off of you and see where it goes from there
>>11935957
ultraprocessed food complicates the cico formula due to hyperpalatability and other factors
>>11935961
did you mean CHOCO formula because you are one <33

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11935964
no like calorie in calorie out formula
>>11936001
I was flirting with you SCREW YOU >.>

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11936002
sorry im autistic i dont understand flirting
>>11936062
*rapes you*
>>11936062
oh yeah baby? is that what you're saying?
>>11936065
LOL! say, do you have any physiological conditions?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11936067
chronic rape disorder
>>11936069
do you enjoy it

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11936072
yes actaully

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11936073
is the sex good

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11935023
Tell me more about Mister CHOC.

Who is he?
What does he do?
Why is his name on the Choco Duo jar?
Why is his last name all upper case?

So many questions about Mister CHOC
>>11936067
confused autistic stimming
>>11936128
choco man take me by the hand

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11936366
unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>11936077
good dubs
OH WOW lole CHOCO MAN YOU CAME AROUND?? BUT HOW >>11936128
he's willy wonka
greetings and salutations chocolatier man what's cooking the chocolate situation abounds kore ga genjitsuda kore ga hwhat now CHOCO MAN I NEED YOI NOW JUST TALK YO ME PLEASE ohhhh Choco man I'm all yours yeah >>11940854
Do you ever shut the fuck up? Have you ever in your entire life?
>>11940856
>in your entire life?
you do realize your question is hard to answer right?
>>11940856
shut the fuck up redditor nigger you have 2 go back
>>11940914
You should shut the fuck redditor nigger I fucked your nigger mother yup that seems to be the case
>>11940924
nigger you should shut the fuck redditor nigger I fucked your nigger mother yup that seems to be the case redditor
>>11940914
>>11940924
>>11940941
loooool
>>11935957
That's what they told the Mexicans when they turned off their running water and told them to drink coke and exercise.
nigger
mother
nigger
mother
>>11940970
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>11940975
looooool
>>11940941
nigger you should shut the fuck redditor nigger I fucked your nigger mother yup that seems to be the case redditor
>>11940749
nigger you should shut the fuck redditor nigger I fucked your nigger mother yup that seems to be the case redditor
>>11941163
>>11941167
nigger you should shut the fuck redditor nigger I fucked your nigger mother yup that seems to be the case redditor nigger
the chiloccolate revelation Uhhh... uhhh... mhh... uhh.. Chocotorro >>11942046
NOOO, WRONG IMAGE
this the correct one
mister choc serves under beary smol chocolate phenomenon makes what >>11935023
I'm just gonna leave this here
thinking about that post I LOVE CHRISTMAS AAAAAAA and in the crush of the dark.. STILL STICKY FINGERS FIND STICKY SITUATIONS yummy chocolate paste mfor christmas mmmm >>11942330
I consumed it all thank you sir
hide makes what
>>11944075
DUCK AND COVER XD ALSO DONT CALL HIM SIR HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>11944075
That's ok, I have another one
TWO SAME FORTUNES MAKES WHAT? AND DONT IT MAKE YOU SAD ABOUT IT an XLR cable plugged right into it SPEEDY BOARD WOAH lovely chocos I HANG AROUND FOR ANOTHER ROUND AWAIT YOUR NIGHTLY VISITOR >>11945458
beary visited me in my sleep tonight
>>11945462
and you had sex with her and put your penis in her anoos
>>11945465
nyo
the chocolate man is presently observing is he now >>11945466
dubs
this sucks >>11945706
you suck retard
woah LEFT RIGHT LEFT -- WE ALL FALL DOWN three-octave keyboard

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