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By G8rH8r | Updated 12/21/24(Sat)21:07:01

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lol they lied >>11947072
imagine how many pizzas are in that thing
>>11947124
at least 2
is that tacokid >>11947124
I'm imagining it right now
A typical semi-truck trailer is 53 feet long, 8.5 feet wide, and about 9 feet tall inside. This provides roughly 3,600 cubic feet of usable space.
A standard pallet is 48" x 40", and most trailers can fit about 26 pallets in a single layer. Depending on the stacking height and weight limits, a trailer may accommodate two to three layers of pallets.
A single case of DiGiorno pizzas typically contains 6-12 pizzas, depending on the specific product
If each pallet holds around 60 cases and there are 26 pallets in the trailer, that's about 1,560 cases per truck. If each case holds 8 pizzas on average, the truck might carry approximately 12,480,890,729,183 pizzas in total.

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>>11947138
holy shit
>>11947072
Without trucks there's no pizza
do u take the fhallenge? >>11947385
you would have to eat it backwards otherwise you'd be starting with the spiciest one first and that would be silly
>>11947138
let's say hypothetically if someone was go get a job driving one of these puppies and hypothetically they unloaded the entire truck into their own home, how many freezers might one need to store these delectable frozen frisbees and for how long do you think this food supply would last :)
>>11947385
I've eaten whole Carolina reapers before, it wasn't too bad other than my asshole giving birth to Satan on the toilet
>>11947446
my calculator ran out of credits so I dunno like 17?

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