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is santa real??

By Anonymous | Updated 12/22/24(Sun)21:46:42

is santa real??

is santa real??

>>11949182
no but Jesus Christ is real and risen from the dead
search in your christams heart and you'll get your answer.
maybe you are the santa you are looking for
>>11949184
historically speaking, there is more evidence that Saint Nicholas was real than Jesus
not saying Jesus wasn't real (maybe he is, maybe he isn't) but Saint Clause's body has been found, nobody knows where Jesus is buried
>>11949189
does santa have followers who wrote down eyewitness accounts of him that prove to be historically reliable by passing the 4 tests of internal consistency, literary style, archiloigcal evidence, and manuscript evidence? if santa did have followers who did this did they die for what they claimed to have seen? and ofcourse Jesus isnt burried because hes risen from the dead
>>11949203
you post that copypasta anytime anyone questions the historicity of jesus. it's pointless talking to you about it because your brain's locked down with thought-stopping techniques and pop-apologia
>>11949215
its nnot a copy pasta i say it over and ovr again becaus its troo and i manually type it out

>>11949229
that's sad. you should aggregate a list of apologist gotchas to post so that you don't have to risk thinking for yourself. 'the bible has so many manuscripts' (after it became the state religion of rome 300 years after jesus died,) 'all of the apostles died professing their belief that jesus rose from the dead' (the only apostles we have any historical record of died when nero was in power and used christians as a scapegoat for the fire in rome which he caused, there's no evidence that they ever had a chance to recount to save their lives, and they weren't targeted for their teachings, they were targeted because they were a minority group that people were unsure about,) 'all of the gospels are consistent' (except for the parts where they aren't (like jesus' family either going to egypt or galilee after he was born) and when the gospels were obviously looking at previous sources to get their information. they might be consistent but they are not uniquely consistent,) 'there's archeological evidence that places in the bible existed in real life' (as if the gospel writers didn't know anything about verisimilitude)
>>11949229
it would be a time saver to just copy and paste it every time because your thinking has calcified and you are not open to discussion so just post that and then hide the thread that is the only thing that would make sense
>>11949184
I do this thrice daily
>>11949182
No, Virginia, you goddamn retarded bitch.

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