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suprememe court is now in session

By Chief Justice John Roberts | Updated 01/19/25(Sun)05:44:33

suprememe court is now in session

on the docket for the next few days

Hewitt v. United States (23-1002)
Duffey v. United States (23-1150)
Stanley v. City of Sanford (23-997)

lol

lol nine snakes? running a court?! this is insane lol lol lol lol lol lol loln't lol lol >>12011354
C-c-combo breaker

I move to ban lol posting, we must get snakecourt back on the right path.
There are issues that we must deal with.
lol lol >>12011368
snek court is federal circuit court, we're in the surprememe court now
lol lol lol lol lol >>12013344
two same numbers, lol!
>>12013385
lol!
lol surpememe court is recess for the inauguration of president spikeman

we declined to hear the case set by snek court

*slams gavel*
suprememe court is now back in session

*slams gavel*
>>12013385
Lol!
lol lol >>12014122
two same numbers!
lol >>12014976
Hello,
I'd like to put on the docket the case of Anonymous vs. The Suprememe Court, on the matter of excessive "lol" posting.
>>12014989
have you filed any lawsuits in lower courts yet

you need to file a lawsuit in civil court then file one in your [s4s] posts county court then supreme court of your thread then you can further appeal it to federal appellate snek court and if you still lost we have judicial discretion to decline to hear your appeal

we declined to hear yosho's appeal that [s4s] election was rigged
>>12015000
Very well, I invoke the ancient law of trial by combat.
I will fight each the The Suprememe Court judges and we will let God decides who is righteous.
>>12015000
three same numbers!
>>12015005
dueling was outlawed in washington d.c. in the 18th century apprently after the civil war so if you want to buy me an ayylmaoware and some perpehipals i'll duel you in quake live cpma mode and change my steam handle after every game and all i'm gonna need is 1 week to warm up my aim and movement and you won't win a single match
>>12015017
*19th
>>12015020
>>12015017
Of The Suprememe Court is too cowardly to defend their righteousness in an honest duel, they must except my case.
>>12015032
write to the local washington dc government and get them to repeal the law against dueling

lol
>>12015045
This is just the kind of cowardly behavior I would expect from sneks
>>12015234
lol
lol! lol this is a fake court, we only believe in the world of Sir Hissington !!!!!111 >>12016737
we've just haven't had a case in [s4s] reach the surprememe court since [s4s] was founded
>>12017134
does not matter, this is Sir Hissingtons court and if they found out you are in contempt of their court there will be hell to pay. Ceassssse and desssssissssst.
>>12017221
you need to sssssssstudy the sssssstructure of the judicccccial branch sssssome more
>>12017231
I'm gonna release a mongoose in court, then we'll see who's laughing.

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