[s4s] Tribune

>>12011765
me the live-in meido who lives in ur house and eats ur food and hogs ur bideo games but it's ok because u give him deep prostate poundings every night uwu

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! The live-in meido who lives in ur house and eats ur food and hogs ur bideo games and takes all your drugs... and that's about it. >>12011803
>>12011809
i have one of those except we don't have sex and i don't do drugs
le sigh

Your fortune: Bad Luck she kept the house perfectly clean but was using it to hide bodies under the floorboards

Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>12011812
what do they even do then >>12011818
that is a good question
uni, mostly...
the long and short of it is that i am a simp at heart and wanted to le help my friend

Your fortune: Godly Luck >>12011818
be uour dress up doll and generally brighten your life and stuff

Adopt an esfores boy today >>12011822
wait so you adopted someone just to help them with uni? kinda cute i guess if you think it’s worth it and aren’t expecting anything more >>12011846
yes indeed
also because i did not want to be lonely
it helped a little bit, but oh my goodness i didn't expect caring for another human to be so expensive!!! i guess i understand why parents complain so much
it was probably something like $20k/year in expenses, all told. i would caution anyone who is considering doing this themselves...
uni is over soon though and then i will be back to being lonely with nothing to show for it except a large bill
le sigh

Your fortune: Excellent Luck i wanna financially exploit a lonely s4s boy

Your fortune: Good Luck >>12011865
just download one >>12011865
I'm drained dry. >>12011881
Of semen, and money. >>12011881
low value male... >>12011954
High value, but used up. New wave, but old school. ugh i guess uh do that thing

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12011996
Do that thing? >>12012013
I honestly love the raw emotion from Tuco in this scene, it almost brings tears to my eyes (at 3:17). His actor is nuts.
https://youtu.be/VneGRDAELcg?si=1yTYg_xm4Sf_x6xx >>12012131
"Every time I hit him, it's gonna be like a lesson to myself. You never, never trust the people that you love."
That's the part that brings tears to my eyes. >>12012137
He's almost like a hurt child, that's why it's sad. He's an adult child. https://voca.ro/15Um7U8e5UlV
Just imagine... kekaloe >>12012477
Kecleon? >>12012137
I should write this in all caps actually, to get the full effect.
EVERY TIME I HIT HIM, IT'S GONNA BE LIKE A LESSON TO MYSELF: YOU NEVER, NEVER TRUST THE PEOPLE THAT YOU LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>12012765
The words themselves are sad, the way he's screaming it is gut-wrenching, and his childish cluelessness about the whole situation is just as sad. >>12012788
And a midlife crisis trainwreck like Walt had to be the one end it all. >>12012788
The way he switches back to casually asking "What?" to Jesse 5 seconds later too, like he's suddenly cognisant and lucid about the whole thing. Such fucking good acting. >>12012145
He's a child. >>12012822
unchecked doubles on page 10! >>12011765
the panic attack i had earlier made me feel all buzzy and tingly and i felt like i was gonna pass out from oxygen loss, and afterwards my body temperature suddenly dropped and i was shaking constantly for half an hour
but now its ok because the mood swing i had afterwards made me feel happy again this outfit >>12011865
I wanna be financially and s*xedually taken advantage of tbh

Your fortune: Good Luck >>12013931
no you don't. trust me

Your fortune: Excellent Luck Why did I drunkenly rant about Breaking Bad in this thread >>12013688
I love how my thread has drawn some actual BPDemon Babes. some of you >>12011853
holy shit what a turbofucking loser >>12014066
haha...

Your fortune: Good Luck >>12014066
huh?
that's literally what having a stay at home wife is like >>12013931
hi >>12014086
she fucked the whole uni on the side lmao Crump >>12011765
REaDY!!!!
AIM
FiRe!!!
>:))))))))))
u have ben shotted with NICE!!!! >>12015448
Omg yes. >>12015501
Pretty, just like you >>12015504
I also smoke, sometimes. >>12015512
I wouldn't mind having a smoke together, maybe we can smoke the same cig >>12015515
That's called an indirect kiss you know? >>12015518
Yeah, and it sounds nice I am an actual maid.
I have to cook and clean
and drink all the vodka >>12015520 >>12015524
Smoking and chilling together on the front porch why dont you have a cute esfores meido yuri (male) harem in ur house? >>12015993
because I'm not a cute asian boy with a bunch of cute asian boy friends who dress up in gay little clothes once a week and cuddle fuck my fucking life >>12011765
>>12015524
I am not spending all my money on cigarettes you see I am just cooking my lungs

Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>12015501
hope youre having a nice day!!! >>12016447
It's always a nice day when I'm on [s4s]. >>12015524
Sharing a cig in the glow of a streetlamp, talking about the little stupid things that make life oddly beautiful... sounds perfect, doesn't it? >>12016707
There's nothing so pure as two lonely, contemplative souls sharing a smoke together in a moment of solace and peace. >>12016031
lol no that would be the cryptococcus nosocomial infection you acquired at the ER courtesy of some toxic aerosol delivered by the housekeeping department

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12016729
god works in mysterious ways >>12016732
Yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
https://youtu.be/aDdOnl0bHO4?si=ry29GKhi4NqUYobp >>12016902
she's in your base killing your d00dz