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By aloner | Updated 01/22/25(Wed)12:14:26

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i feel so old compared to some of you zoomies
i am literally a christmas cake...

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

it's silly when people in their mid twenties try to act wisened >>12019335
i am wizened, though
also it's mid to late twenties now

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12019335
What did I call myself once? A world-weary mercenary I think.
>>12019339
if you get to be a mercenary, then i want to be a cleric or shaman
>>12019351
You're a healslut.
>>12019359
is that any surprise?
>>12019335
https://youtu.be/ZTpgqqLyAs8?feature=shared
>>12019330
I want u to impregnate me :3
>>12019395
hotte
>>12019398
u better be quite a cute griller to be speaking like that, anony

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