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I had a seizure lol

By Catfish | Updated 01/22/25(Wed)15:29:57

I had a seizure lol

I had a seizure lol

https://youtu.be/FmYJC-sawAY?si=BrymjT23G56MaGe2

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A real seizure? What was it like? >>12019670
Caught da holy ghost

At first I thought I was having a panic attack but I just started shaking and slumped into the seat of the bus and I exclaimed "I'm good don't call 911" then two minutes later I was good

Honestly I've never had one so it was a bit frightening.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12019674
Fuck! Glad you are safe, well now you should go get anti seizure meds that sounds scary
>>12019688
I'm good just gotta keep the uhh, wheels greased if you know what I mean.
Speaking of I'm going to smoke my gooner pen and lie down.

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>>12019674
that will indicate a lumbar puncture to rule out any pathogens in your CSF.
a neurological exam is in order and you'll be highly advised to stop drinking.
*sip*

can you even handle it.
>>12019674
On a bus is crazy
>>12019708
Spare me. I know it's my fault

>>12019712
I was just glad it was mostly empty, cept a few Indians but they're not really human


HOPPING OUT THE STRAWBERRY SARCOPHAGUS

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>>12019708
>CSF

he's a goner.
nigga thinks he's a PhD cuz he knows what a spinal tap is

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>>12019746
i worry about you.
*sip*

and my distrust of the murrican healthcare establishment is well documented and well founded.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12019755
Don't. I've said this time-immorium

I loathe the individual who seeks pity when he is the one who put himself into such a situation.

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>>12019765
this has nothing to do with pity.

"They are not at fault; they seem to have been born that way. They are naturally incapable of grasping and developing a manner of living which demands rigorous honesty. Their chances are less than average. There are those, too, who suffer from grave emotional and mental disorders, but many of them do recover if they have the capacity to be honest."
–Big Book

>not at fault

it is highly unlikely that most people know what standard of care means.
they've never heard the word sequelae and wouldn't comprehend differential diagnoses.
*sip*

this is about children walking through mine fields and a medical establishment corrupted beyond recognition.

it's bigger than you and it's bigger than me.

if you had a seizure a lumbar puncture would be good. rule out any pathogens.
but they won't do it.

we live in the new paradigm called "rationed care"

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>>12019801
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>>12019813
The stuff he said makes a lot of sense

I agree with tea fren on this one
>>12019755
It is not pity

The medical system in America misses a lot of stuff
I almost was just let off and I only knew from people online how to push for the right tests and I would have never gotten diagnosed with narcolepsy if I just sat and let the doctors do the minimal stuff they did. Narcolepsy is not fake able either they scan your brain so they would have missed it and my life would have been fucked forever
This fucking song is stuck in my head AAAaaaaa

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>>12019830
https://voca.ro/15LNump1X7SN

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>>12019839
Yeah some people have seizures naturally
But even if it is your "fault" it is an illness
Alcoholism is understandably proven to be one! That is why I am saying taking the seizures seriously is important.
If I got throat cancer after smoking I would not just not treat it, even though it was my fault, it developed a real disease
>>12019844
One time I blacked out in the middle of the street. I wasn't even drinking my body just gave out and I woke up with cars honking at me.

I was irate actually that I was literally left for dead and these cocksuckers just saw me as an obstacle. I hate humans.

It's ok tho.

Your fortune: Outlook good
fuck my computer did not update. Sorry for double posting with a new message I thought it ate my previous one >>12019862
You're good

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