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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Office of the Press Secretary
The White House
July 5, 2025
President Spikeman Vows Swift Action to Combat Emerging Bune ASCII Art Influx
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Spikeman today addressed growing concerns over a widespread proliferation of "bune" ASCII art across the nation's digital landscape, signaling a decisive and comprehensive strategy to safeguard American internet integrity and user experience.
"The American people rely on a free and open internet, unfettered by digital clutter and unwelcome graphical intrusions," President Spikeman stated in a morning address. "We will not allow our networks to be overrun by unsolicited ASCII bunes. This administration is committed to ensuring that every American's online experience remains productive, secure, and aesthetically pleasing."
While details of the comprehensive plan are still being finalized, the Spikeman administration outlined key pillars of its strategy:
* Cybersecurity Enhancement: The Department of Homeland Security, in conjunction with the National Cyber Directorate, will bolster existing cybersecurity protocols to identify and mitigate the source of mass ASCII art dissemination. This includes increased monitoring of public forums, social media platforms, and dark web channels for coordinated "bune" art deployments.
* Technological Innovation Initiative: The President announced a "Digital Aesthetics Task Force," bringing together leading experts from Silicon Valley, academia, and the defense sector. This task force will be charged with developing cutting-edge algorithms and software solutions designed to automatically detect, filter, and, where appropriate, remove intrusive ASCII art without impinging on legitimate digital expression.
* Public Awareness Campaign: The administration will launch a nationwide public awareness campaign, "Clean Net America," educating internet users on best practices for reporting unsolicited ASCII art and promoting digital hygiene. This initiative will empower individuals to contribute to a cleaner online environment.
* International Cooperation: Recognizing the global nature of internet phenomena, President Spikeman will engage with international partners to establish best practices and collaborate on strategies to combat the spread of unsolicited digital content, including ASCII art, across borders.
"This is not merely an aesthetic issue; it is a matter of digital sovereignty and the productive use of our nation's internet infrastructure," added a senior administration official. "President Spikeman is taking this seriously and will ensure that every resource is deployed to maintain a clean and efficient online experience for all Americans."
Further details on specific programs and timelines are expected to be released in the coming weeks.
The Rachel Maddow Show – Live from New York
(Opening graphic: "The Bune Binge? President Spikeman's Digital War")
Rachel Maddow: Good evening. We've been tracking a story that, frankly, sounds like it's straight out of a bizarre internet forum, but has now, remarkably, become a matter of national policy. We're talking, of course, about the alleged "bune ASCII art invasion." And to discuss the administration's response, we turn now to a high-level source who wishes to remain anonymous, but who has close ties to the Digital Aesthetics Task Force. Thank you for joining us.
Source (voice slightly distorted, with a practiced, official tone): Thank you, Rachel. Happy to be here to clarify the President's resolute stance on this critical issue.
Maddow: "Critical issue." That's the framing coming from the White House. And I have to ask, for many Americans, the idea of ASCII art – these little text-based images – becoming a national security priority seems… well, unusual. Can you explain the perceived threat here?
Source: Rachel, it's about more than just a few innocent bune illustrations. We're seeing an unprecedented, coordinated effort to inundate our digital spaces. Imagine, if you will, the sheer volume of processing power, bandwidth, and ultimately, attention, that these unwanted images consume. It clogs networks, it distracts from vital information, and it represents a growing challenge to the very fabric of our online communication. The President understands that a free and functional internet is essential for commerce, education, and even national security.
Maddow: But are we talking about a coordinated attack by a foreign adversary, or is this more akin to… a very enthusiastic online community? And how does the administration differentiate between genuinely malicious digital content and, say, a user simply sharing what they find amusing?
Source: The President has been clear: we will not tolerate any form of digital aggression, whether from hostile state actors or from rogue elements seeking to sow chaos. The Digital Aesthetics Task Force is employing sophisticated AI to analyze patterns, identify origins, and distinguish between benign artistic expression and organized attempts at digital disruption. This isn't about censoring individual creativity; it's about protecting the collective digital well-being of the American people.
Maddow: "Digital well-being." Fascinating terminology. The press release mentioned "cutting-edge algorithms and software solutions designed to automatically detect, filter, and, where appropriate, remove intrusive ASCII art." "Remove intrusive ASCII art." That sounds a lot like censorship to critics. How do you assure the public that this isn't a slippery slope to broader content control?
Source: Let me be unequivocally clear, Rachel. President Spikeman is a staunch defender of free speech. This initiative is narrowly tailored to address a specific and escalating problem. We are not targeting opinions, political commentary, or legitimate artistic expression. We are targeting an invasion of unwanted, disruptive, and often unsolicited bune ASCII art that degrades the user experience and, in some cases, can be used as a vector for more nefarious digital activities. Our focus is on technical mitigation, not content suppression.
Maddow: And yet, we've seen in the past how these broad mandates can be interpreted and applied in ways that go far beyond their initial stated intent. What oversight mechanisms are in place to prevent mission creep? Who determines what is "intrusive" enough to be removed? Will there be an appeals process for users whose content is flagged?
Source: The Digital Aesthetics Task Force operates under strict guidelines and with full transparency, within the bounds of national security. There will be clear protocols, and yes, avenues for review and redress will be established. The President is committed to due process and ensuring that these tools are used responsibly and effectively. This is about establishing digital boundaries, not building digital walls around free expression.
Maddow: Boundaries, walls… the language here is certainly impactful. Finally, sir, considering the multitude of pressing issues facing the country – from the economy to global instability – why is this "bune invasion" rising to the level of presidential action?
Source: Because, Rachel, every facet of our society is increasingly reliant on a healthy, unencumbered internet. When our digital infrastructure is under assault, even by something that may seem, to some, as trivial as ASCII art, it impacts everything. President Spikeman understands that a strong America begins with a strong digital foundation. And he will not stand idly by while our online spaces are overwhelmed. This is about proactive leadership and securing our digital future.
Maddow: We appreciate you coming on to shed some light on this, even if it leaves us with more questions than answers. Thank you for your time.
Source: My pleasure.
(Maddow turns back to camera)
Maddow: A "critical issue," a "digital war," and the future of our online landscape, all in the shadow of the… bune. We'll continue to follow this story and bring you any new developments. That's all for now. We'll be right back after this break. stop weaponizing my memories and turning them into memes dude >>12381477
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>he does this to everyone

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