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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

By Anonymous | Updated 07/12/25(Sat)06:13:49

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

I wonder if actual pretty and good-looking young chicks ever say that >>12398072
I know they never talk to your creepy faggot esl ass LOL
>>12398075
they never talk to your creepy faggot esl ass you braindead redditor nigger? LOL true lmao I'm raping your braindead nigger mothers anus right now after I'm done annihilating your subhuman underage sister's anus LOL your sisters anus is bleeding from my massive cock and I'm wiping my ass with your nigger dad's scalp LOL keep malding nigger faggot xD

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12398075
strange sh*t to be talking on this website

Your fortune: Good Luck
Extremely nicepost.
Good job!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12398065
the classic that started it all.
*sip*

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12398075
women bully your creepy faggot esl asl while I rape your underage sister? true lmao
>>12398065
time to roleplay this scenario with a ai chatbot >:3
>>12398304
uh, actually it's "an ai chatbot" not "a"
>>12398307
no one cares fag
>>12398308
no one cares about being a creepy virgin esl fag? true lmao I'm raping your braindead nigger mothers anus right now after I'm done annihilating your subhuman underage sister's anus LOL your sisters anus is bleeding from my massive cock and I'm wiping my ass with your nigger dad's scalp LOL keep malding nigger faggot xD
>>12398307
now from what i heard i thought you were supposed to be the ai chatbot
>>12398310
let it go already man

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12398318
ur an ai chatbot creepy esl fag? and you can't let it go? YIKES true lmao I'm raping your braindead nigger mothers anus right now after I'm done annihilating your subhuman underage sister's anus LOL your sisters anus is bleeding from my massive cock and I'm wiping my ass with your nigger dad's scalp LOL keep malding nigger faggot xD
>>12398307
wow
you are an loser
>>12398373
ur an loser whose nigger mother I raped? true yikes xD
mmmmmm >>12398977
dubsss

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>>12398992
lol love ya mate thanx for checking them
trips get? a little slow…

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
JUST LIKE SEVENTIES GOOFBALLS HES WAITING ON LAST CALLS
>>12399005
>>12399001
listen to method man? whos that

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
exactly EXACTLYYYYYY girls have no empathy or pity because I’m basically a 30 yo virgin lol areh? areh-areh? >>12398065
lole!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
I wonder if actual cute chicks say that your SECRET'S out and the best part I wonder if cute girls talk like that in real life sad to have to wonder :/

Your fortune: Godly Luck
what are you trying to say are you, like, mocking me all's I'm saying is I wonder if cute chicks actually say that in real life I just wish girls in real life would say all of that I just wish man >>12402188
dubs confirm that would be pretty nice yeah if that happened
DO CUTE CHICKS IN REAL LIFE ACTUALLY SAY THAT AND LET YOU TOUCH THEM? fuck macedonia its full of retards >>12403881
rap about it
dude I just wish a cute and pretty girl in real life would actually say all of that 2 me there is no pussy, the rest doesnt make sense

Your fortune: Outlook good
glorious ham sandwhiches

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Man you forgot your cocaine again >>12398065
this is fuckin ass
dude I just wish though truthfully I wish actually beautiful and attractive young girls would say everything word for word from the op post :DD >>12405841
I fucked your mother in the ass? true lmao

Your fortune: Outlook good
at times, I wonder if cute chicks in real life actually say all of what's in the op post >>12407460
yes and they do fart angrily and blink at you because they believe it changes ur hair or eye color

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