Don't put a hat on me
By Anonymous | Updated 10/01/25(Wed)09:11:27
Don't put a hat on me
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger miyako?
Your fortune: Godly Luck yes! ah.. it's you
Your fortune: Outlook good she doing drugs? itako beaufillll
Your fortune: Good Luck miyako just
Your fortune: Average Luck you ever just >>12553265
just what just.. dude the path of the just some things are just the miyako in the uh.. miyako considerations WELL SHES A VICTIM MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE yes brothers welp, it's hard to deny that miyako just that's right snackers
>>12555869 THE MIYAKO??????????????
Your fortune: Outlook good ahhhhhh
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail welpers? the miyako is undeniable >>12557908
I denied her
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! please
Your fortune: Godly Luck woe unto thee
Your fortune: Better not tell you now presently woeing woe is me presently miyako with the hat Let's keep this on a need to know basis
Your fortune: Outlook good actually no hat she has a hat here i sit, hatless
Your fortune: Good Luck >>12560125
Let's not and say we did >>12560125
don't think so good buddy hat's what it's all about
Your fortune: Good Luck good wordplay
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger good wordplay
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ hat's what i'm saying dude
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! pffft- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Your fortune: Good Luck and time just passed
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail nights move slow
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck and she was all i hat
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12551737
hats r nice u should put it back on!!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>12564589
kagami dresses up like a cute crossdressing boy >>12564589
>>12564857
I THOUGHT I'D NEVER HAT CANT LET HER GO (thanx for posting that I love you)
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail >>12564589
she is so fucking hot miyako what say
Your fortune: Excellent Luck miyako what
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>12565275
good wordplay
Your fortune: Bad Luck why'd u put a hat on the miya chan grass skirts and fruit hats gras skirts higurashi sketch.. saving that image for sure good wordplay
Your fortune: Outlook good you saved that baby, that's an image that, trust me, no one ever posted before me so you could say it's never seen before
>>12568496
others bring new dawns thats quite the responswe sir one could might even say something such as IMAGINATISONS OPENING INVITING US ON BOARD
Your fortune: Good Luck and you don't seem to understand
>>12569205 >>12569205
I inserted a symbol music note where go >>12569724
is that all i am to you >>12569776
I wanted to emphasize that I was singing a song but apparently it wasn't text but rather an emoji so it didn't show up but I wanted to insert a music note symbole:0 >>12569782
a shame you seemed an honest maaan good hat did you just call me a symbol music note
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! brother I would never ever dare call y- *stumbles down the stairs mister lahey style*
>>12569784
AND ALL THE FEARS YOU HOLD SO DEARRRR will turn to whisper in your earrr
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail did you just call me a sound effect
Your fortune: Excellent Luck ask the miyako
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>12563122
unchecked doubles on page 10! the kite string pops im
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail and you know what they say might hurt you
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger and i'll be right behind you keep on going
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ in whichever way the wind is blowing >>12574065
and you know that it means so much
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again and you dont even feeel a thiingg
Your fortune: Bad Luck I HAVE LOST IT AAALLLLLLOOOOHHOEEEEAAAOOEAALLLLLLL
Your fortune: Outlook good
Your fortune: Outlook good a shame that I can read your mind don't put the miyako dont
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck oh miyako you are a prudent woman
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again and all the things that i read there
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger candlelit smile that we both share
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again >>12572544
>>12573000
>>12574799
>>12570599
unchecked so sad the miyako
>>12578158 the miyako the yakker beautiful hat miyako hat miyako of ours >>12579888
trippies >>12551737 hat's not the kind of hat he meant >>12581111
WOWW Wow These Quads tho holy molay >>12581115
towho is a great piece of media thanx for posting that mad as a hatter yeah wellll sure oh brothers the miyako is how explain hmmmmm the miyako yak yak yak all day long the miyako yeah lol
>>12583616 ohhhh WOAH we're halfway there hat's the miyako where are you hiding my love >>12582977
unchecked doubles on page 10! >>12586676
hmmmmmmm ohhh miyako you hat wearer dont miyako where are you hat's just it she is hat hat wearing baby is she not hat's exactly right AND YUNO I DONT MEAN TO HURT YOU
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail but you know that it means so much
Your fortune: Outlook good >>12590190
>>12590569
hot song makes me want to have sex with lain >>12590190
The bread girl >>12580754
SHE SAID NO YOU EVIL CUNT descending..
Thread Summary: "Don't put a hat on me"
Core Topic and Joke
The original post (OP) is "Don't put a hat on me," which is then immediately contradicted by another poster who states, "every thread has a hat," establishing the central, ironic joke.
The terms "hat," "miyako," and "yak" are repeatedly used in an abstract, meme-like way, often replacing other words or phrases, which is common for "shitposting" on the /s4s/ board (Shit 4chan Says).
Key Conversational Elements
Miyako and the Hat: A significant portion of the conversation revolves around the character "miyako chan" or simply "miyako," debating whether "she" has a hat, with users alternating between asserting "she has a hat" and "actually no hat."
Wordplay: There is extensive wordplay using the word "hat," often as a homophone for "that" in phrases like "hat's what it's all about" and "I hat" (I hate).
Song Lyrics and References:
Several posts string together lyrics, possibly from a single song (e.g., "nights move slow," "and she was all i hat," "I THOUGHT I'D NEVER HAT CANT LET HER GO").
References to other media and memes include "Mister Lahey style" (from Trailer Park Boys), "the bread girl," "lain," and the Japanese emoticon "ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"
Meme Jargon: Users employ typical 4chan language like "unchecked doubles" (a pattern of repeating digits in the post number that are considered "lucky"), "trippies," and general enthusiasm for "good wordplay." one of these days they'll make a funposting ai that puts us all out of business MIYAKO CHAN I LOVE YOU
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again >>12591239
here's hoping you used a paid subscription for that with great hope comes great disappointment
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
this person in the other thread did not know about the nutbladder so I am here to raise nutbladder awareness the miyako don't put the miyako on what oh miyakoewhere are you hiding my love They're always where you least expect, so look there first just checked out that /a/ thread some good images in there
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ u sure >>12593921 i love taking thick cocks up my arsehole brothers dont actually brothers nevermind that I love sucking dicks and swallowing cum mmmm yum yum good I love getting raped and cucked by the amazing Comedy man and I'm a boring cancerous redditor nigger who gets raped by niggers daily <33
Comedy man dunks on me btw good thread good head don't put a hat on frickin hwhat now me that /a/ thread.. just wow
Your fortune: Outlook good the miya chan >>12596429
yah I noticed this one too thanks but truth be told I'd already screencapped that myself anyway when I first watched the hidamary painters back in '99>>12596412
>>12597015 that thread.. lemme tell ya man just WOW amazing love it
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>12596144
unchecked doubles on page 10! sexuals WOAH
Your fortune: Excellent Luck oh sexual sketchers where are you please >>12597645
lol oh sketchers where are you my dearest hidamari acolytes the sketcher is in town this show has so many sexy babes >>12599853
me?
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>12601840
IT'S YOU >>12601835
>>12601640
>>12602233
RATS COMING OVER ME! CARNIVOROUS AND CARNIVOROUS >>12551737
Miya-chan. that's her miya chan what are youre wisdom please share miya-chan share wisdom miyako friggin who now put your thinking cap on >>12606044
very nice dubs happy brithdsy miyako we'll pull through.. we certainly will >>12606044
NOOOOO THE BUGS bugs crawling over me Necrobumped for 1 month award >>12609341
I just raped ur nigger mother so I guess you could say I really am necrobumping :) >>12609590
You really are the most retarded person that posts here. >>12609592
hahahah look at this butthurt subhuman nigger xD what's the matter u redditor schizo did u get mad cuz of me raping ur mother? even the way you yap is undistinguishable from thousands of braindead redditor nigger morons just like u lmao u really are the most retarded person that posts here LOL fucking braindead boring unfunny stale unoriginal facebook-tier redditor nigger I raped ur mother and chopped off her nigger head xd go back to your shitty subreddit and check out more shitty cookie cutter memes u retarded subhuman ape xd I can see how mad ur getting when you realize ur too retarded for this board and ur an actual mouth breathing retarded nigger compared to me that's why ur so mad and confused hahahah
I'll keep bullying u don't worry ;);)
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12609592
This implies he's human to begin with lmal that subhuman /pol/utant is so mad and butthurt he's even samefagging now
don't worry cucked-fish this entire board bullies you so we're kinda aware no one would support you ever xD
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12609609
I'd ask what the fuck you're talking about but your act like a retarded teenager gimmick is fucking lame and so are you "xD" >>12609625
ur a lame braindead retarded boring unfunny nigger? true lmao I just raped ur ugly mother xd
Your fortune: Godly Luck miyako eateth
Your fortune: Outlook good MIYAKO EATHETH THE RICE?? TRULY?
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! AND IN SPAACE
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again yes, truly
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger the taste of love
a love taste, if you will
Your fortune: Outlook good describe taste
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail miya chan eated the rice you rice eating hidamarian sketcher baby truly??
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail she did >>12612264
ah-hah my sweet-sweet miyako! you got here the moment I mentioned the "taste" of something, didn't you my princesss! you thought I meant the literal taste of somethin&!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12612623
ohhhh look at you go miya chanu good job I'm proud of you for eating all that rice good girl now you'll be big and strong and healthy
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again Better get started, [s4s].
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ dont need pride with an empty belly >>12614418
hahahah I'm love you babyyyyyy I'm love you
>>12614756
SCAVENGER
Your fortune: Excellent Luck It's not called anine. >>12551776
one month later and i finally got the joke and laughed at this thread >>12614418
good image>>12612623
good post>>12612264
good post>>12614756
good post
Your fortune: Better not tell you now just amazing miyako chan just incredibel how yiu eated the rice so proficiently
Your fortune: Good Luck >>12616271
would you like to touch miyako
perhaps you'd like to touch her leg
Your fortune: Bad Luck would you
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail ok the post said ben 10 alien hunters and the image was spoilered it opened to a gif of a man totally beating and maiming this alien (female) and it also works with video links like with 3rd party filehosts or url shorter ers >>12616841
>>12617382
i would like to hug her and feed her rice and sweets
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12617512
mmmmmmmm yes that's quite sweet and cute
Your fortune: Godly Luck miyako chama you sweet cute lovely hungry princess baby i love you
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>12618096
ohhhh ahhhh you are the best man I salute you
Your fortune: Outlook good well the miaker, what are you tryeth to say
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck shes hungry she totally is
Your fortune: Outlook good like, that's just the miyako right there
Your fortune: Better not tell you now heh.. yeah
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail HIDAMARI SISTERS
Your fortune: Excellent Luck AWAIT YOUR NIGHTLY! SKETCHER!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger miyako beautiflul THEY DON'T BOTHER ME NO
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail THEY DONT BOTHER MEEE
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again COLD MARBLE SLAB
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck submits to my feet
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>12585399
unchecked doubles on page 10! with a neat dissection
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck looking so sweet to me
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! please come to me
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12624027
RETURN THE SLAB >>12552082
miyako its you WITH YOUR COLD FLESH
Your fortune: Bad Luck thats okay little baby sexual brothwers you have lots and lots of sex>>12627290 yeah, every day dude hats r in high demand i fear
Your fortune: Average Luck >>12627879
soudns scathing are you expressing scazthing remarks dont put a hat on..... *jots it down* MY COLD LOVE
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>12628455
unchecked doubles on page 10! HISSING not kissing a happy-go-lucky chap
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ always dressed in black he'll come to youu he'll come to youuuuu he'll cum to you MIYAOKO ur beaiuifil MY NIGHT SHIFT SKETCHERS
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail with your nightly miyako they dont sketch me no >>12551737
魚占い…? miyako chan you sexual baby they dont sketch mee oh miyaker okay miyako tell us why youve been posting on the [s4s] you can put a hat on a dog and maybe it will wear it >>12636632
coffchi the rock.. good pic the bocchi code >>12636839
Thanx a lot man that's her
>>12637398
llloollllll brothers what's your opinion on sex
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! Creampie Bulma in truth, miywko is a sexual wise words
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ do you think miyako has blonde pubes miyako.............
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again >>12638814
its possiblel...
Your fortune: Better not tell you now she definitely does that miyako of ours
Your fortune: Average Luck
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