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Why?

By Anonymous | Updated 10/10/25(Fri)06:10:19

Why?

Why?

>>12566807
Then who was phone?
keep postin' 'em jerry springer brothers in your opinion what I'm not a ladies man I'm a landmine filming my own fake death >>12567505
jiracken??!!
It's irrelevant >>12566805
WHY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>12566805
Why not a video version?
https://youtu.be/kh8o9zG4gf0
Antonio Kornheisenberg

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you know

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>>12567505 >>12566805
I don't know why.
>>12568026
I do

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>>12568026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO4dxvguQDk

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>>12568057
why did you post this?

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>>12568059
SOMEONE MIGHT WANT TO PUT A TUNE TO THE POST d-_-b
>>12566805
Because aybabtu.
he is calling you too many names, it is illegal to call you that many names. i am being literal. there are too many insults.

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>>12568736
What are some of your favourite insults you have experienced? Sometimes i laugh at insults because i found them funny. Like when someone calls me bald, I find that funny. Because i am bald, its a very poor insult. I don't feel bad about being bald so I find it funny that someone would use that as an insult. Like saying "you have a nose!" Yes, I do. And I am bald.
>>12568346
two wrongs don't make one right
>>12568746
I laughed at stringbean. People used to call me stringbean.

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>>12568753
Haha you are a total stringbean, a mushroom, a cantaloupe even
>>12568746
This guy is bald lol
>>12568777
lole

https://youtu.be/aO6eOuh_Noc

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think of the day think yes indeed brothers I'm thiknin hmm *thinks* its I like how you assume you think >only 2 kornheisers ITT all smiles >>12566805
just
progress

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>>12571907
W1aZb422.181-9962.14x 79w^*!B4RL s2.s2.228 14-16 E E E E E[48]
heiser questions? wakaranai wakanai >>12572960
what does she mean?

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hmm

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evening was setting mister kornheiser ...wakatta. >>12574546
Taittiti
what >>12575059
when
>>12575287
where
>>12575303 >>12575307
howl
jerry springer cuz idk >>12568777
trips

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springer brothers brothers the kornheiser moar more WHAT koshio yes >>12577748
lol
>>12566805 >>12579036 deep tongue makeout session with kornheiser korny korning?? the kornheiser Why is corn? >>12580729
just because

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all smiles brothers and sisters cornhusker did you just husk me why not >>12582891
lllollllllll
It's ceremonial why do birds but please >>12582891
presently
it happens

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hallowens coming >>12584899 (dubs)
no way ...is that in Oktober...do I speak any language at all besides my sweet imagination ?
>>12584909
you're cute I like you<33
ok kornheiset how dual xeon >>12566805 uhhhhh two receivers turn away

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yeah..

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what now uhh yeah 1 (one)

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advice >>12566807 good advice yup >>12589139
oh my god is that Annie
I need answers >>12590287
you will save what has saved you
god saves
and superheroes save the day
so we saving the world or wat
YOU START AT THE EDGE

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>>12590591
I DO NOT START OR END
I AM
When >>12590606
and you end on your own..

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>>12590617
no, there is no end to the ride
>>12590616
the ride was already started
>>12590623
>>12590624
where are you riding to then
>>12590624
So what now
>>12590626
heaven or hell
>>12590627
keep on keeping on
>>12590632
La lalalala
evening was DAWNING

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looking good robbie!! >>12591931
did anyone ever find a source on this
>>12591954
it's a one-panel manga brotendo that's jest it
good thread are you one panel manga brother just one panel and not one more loving the AI thread analysis bit loving the manga panel kornheiser speak unto me kornuheiseru puhlease
I. Core Topic and Initial Query

Original Post: The thread is centered around the original post (No.12566805), which consists only of the word "Why?".

Direct Responses: Replies to the core question are often non-answers, including "It's irrelevant," "WHY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!," "Because aybabtu," and simple affirmations like "just," "cuz," and "idk."

II. Dominant Recurring Themes and Memes

The Kornheiser Meme: The name "Kornheiser" and variations appear frequently (e.g., "Antonio Kornheisenberg," "mister kornheiser," "korny," "kornuheiseru," "evening was setting mister kornheiser"). One post assigns the fortune "Very Bad Luck" to "Antonio Kornheisenberg."

The Comedy Man User: The user "comedy man" is a major contributor, frequently using phrases like "brothers," "jerry springer," and driving discussions about a "one-panel manga."

Classic Memes: The thread includes mentions of well-known 4chan phrases:

"Then who was phone?"

III. Side Conversations and Features

Automated Fortunes: Many posts conclude with a randomly generated fortune (e.g., "Good Luck," "Very Bad Luck," "Godly Luck," "Reply hazy, try again," and Japanese emoticons).

Insults and Jokes: A brief exchange discusses favorite/funny insults, mentioning "stringbean" and finding being called "bald" humorous because it is factually true.

Thinking and Philosophy:

A short tangent involves users talking about "thiknin" (thinking).

A later exchange discusses starting and ending on the "edge" and riding to "heaven or hell."

Foreign Language: Users exchange Japanese phrases, specifically wakaranai/wakanai (I don't understand) and wakatta (I understood).

Meta Commentary: The thread concludes with a self-aware, meta-commentary on the nature of the content itself: "loving the AI thread analysis bit"
then who was phone wut who was phone i ALWAYS swallow my man’s cum…can’t let it go to waste brothers how was phone >>12598389
Based and gaypilled
enemy
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>420TAX captcha
>>12599240

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>>12597258
why was phone
why he >>12601168
Right now there's a little bit of light lingering at the center of your eyeline and if you concentrate hard enough you can see the silver lining in the clouds of yesterday's forgotten storms
why he? brothers oooh brothers actually nevermind that I love sucking dicks and swallowing cum mmmm yum yum good I love getting raped and cucked by the amazing Comedy man and I'm a boring cancerous redditor nigger who gets raped by niggers daily <33
Comedy man dunks on me btw

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>>12566814
mystery...
I have micropenis and enjoy to take big blacc penios up the bum and also love reddit whywhywhy
delilah
oooh brothers actually nevermind that I love sucking dicks and swallowing cum mmmm yum yum good I love getting raped and cucked by the amazing Comedy man and I'm a boring cancerous redditor nigger who gets raped by niggers daily <33
Comedy man dunks on me btw my mom got raped

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>>12566807
then who was phone

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mysteriously gifted phone number

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>>12603480
>>12602962
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian

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wowsers

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that's okay brothers

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that phone sitch though? how

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Christmas is coming mister kornheiser

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white power! who said that mystery

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welp Spooky stuff...!

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heh.. yeah Christmas nearing

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oh moyakooooo

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>>12609614
no!

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>>12608847
>>>/vp/
>>12571168
kormheiser
im sure you've heard this all before, but brothers who was phone merry christmas and a happy new year we'll solve the mystery next year for sure

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we share the same WHAT kornheiser browses this board daily did you know that

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kornheiser is an [s4s] mod

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>>12566805 kornheiset its you >>12612021
>>12611699

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it is >>12613101
hello kornheiser I'm a huge fan of yours

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hello kornheiser

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>>12566805 >>12614333
three same numbers!
HOW

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I am not a krookk >>12614798
>>12614481
>>12615299
your statements will be assessed and evaluated

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so who’s rubbing

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take a guess

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>>12566805
theoretically you know the spaceship could be open with no airlock if you had an intake fan you know anyway the protiens which come out of radioactive rocks would be able to develop using logic gates and chemistry reactions anywere and the protiens would just grow in a way which
happens there
+ also can live there
so basically theres not just cartoon character 1990s inbred spaceship theres also terrible creatures you couldnt even work out
anyway you dont need a sperm to make a clone you can use dna
and you dont really need an egg either you can just have agar liquid and yolk somewhere else
so basically you can just make creatures if you have time
>>12617365
actually THATS really useful about the spaceship because you could dock easily with other spaceships
mister kornheiser why about it

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AND IN SPAACE

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>>12568750
Yeah, but three rights make a left and now it's time for the show.
two kornheiser turn away

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and in shpace

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TWO RECEIVERS TURN AWAY

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just in case

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two receivers turn away

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xDDDDDDDDDD rejecting communism is literal sexual assault poisoning assault and battery muh nothing and smile
kill yourself sibyl
follow your advice
kill yourself duskyb:))))))))))))))))))))) nobodgy likes you metaphorical saloon villain nope they dislike you because you're a dirty injun
to displaaace two receivers turn away

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just in case

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two kornheiser

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TURN AWAY

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ETERNAL FLOW

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>>12566805
Why not?
strings to your bow

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a bad hotdog

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>>12624478
is better than a worse pastry
>>12624495
better than nothing
dude, I love pastries

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mister kornheiser

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mister

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>>12625086
I do too they are really f*cking good
>>12625921
thanx a lot ur a great person n I believe ur, like, super nice and cool

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geee kornheiser

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>>12626575
they sell rogaine in bulk

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gee Y0u love penises >>12625944
Yo are a penis lover
cs_p1 - 4:20

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>>12627282
wait wut? so what ur saying basically is that ur a penis loving cum guzzling nigger whose nigger mother got raped by a pack of feral niggers? true lmao
>>12627446
wat am sayin is ur mom a penis loving cum guzzling nigger whose nigger son (you) got raped by a pack of feral niggers (and loved it) true lmao


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we must use Ai to study his inputs >>12627479
nobody knows this album so i am going to need you most likely executed if yoh dont shut up
why did 6 7 >>12627501
why did 432
432 because the english and niggers and muslims dont stop trying something with their radios There is no radio, you are mentlely malfunctioning >>12627498
it was just a random picture from my outdated meme labyrinth tbh, I didn't realize it was an album
>>12627505
there is no inside voice or seeing thoughts you are malfunctioning those are radios
heh >>12627366
dubs
>>12627459
wait wut? so what ur saying basically is that ur mom a penis loving cum guzzling nigger whose nigger son (you) got raped by a pack of feral niggers (and loved it)? true lmao i just raped ur nigger mother and took a shit on her severed nigger head LOL

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buhrothers okay brkthers how >>12610088
unchecked doubles on page 10!
yes that is correct how that is correct that is correctamundo Gonna throw the first punch or just cower behind the safety of your metaphorical beta orbiters like a candy ass? :^) >>12632233
you did dox someone to a pedo putting their neighbors kids at risk than? : )
btfo the chuds i suppose :^)
kill yourself if you can't move-on Lol
switch the namefag routine as many-times as you please you're still an irrelevant sadistic lolcow
i recognize your typing Dusky,
after-awhile people start recognizing your typing as if they're y'know a foot-print :D
>>12632244
wait wut? so what ur saying basically is that ur a braindead cancerous redditor nigger whose nigger mother got raped by a pack of a feral niggers? true lmao kill yourself kys kys nigger kys LOL
wut BUT BRKTHERS THE KORMHEISER HOW??? then who was phone ohhhh...... so you'd like to hear the kornheiser parablel...... as a matter of fact i'd LOVE to well, you see, at first the kornheiser just sort of Creampie Bulma something is off

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>>12635338
is it angry ....why would a bird be angry ?
>>12635341
it was probably nothing
>>12566805
Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired.
as a matter of fact I'm making a robot to rape your mom >>12635531
THIS WAS A TRIUMPH
>>12636615
mikugirl...
im making a note here >>12632233
dubs
huge success oh brothers what's new

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oh, you know... lol

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Self defense bad :^)
What's a moral lesson to death penalty ?
Any lucky guesses?
>>12639026
HAHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>12639026
Christmas is coming I'm so happy

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>>12638817
murder maybe war maybe theyrre ghilty of being from 5000 years ago
>>12566805
It's hard to explain.

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