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Stop being gay.

By Anonymous | Updated 11/09/25(Sun)00:00:59

Stop being gay.

Stop being gay.

christ had sex with all twelve apostles I need christian friends to cuddle >>12623351
that was fine bc he was bi
>>12623349
i have literally never been gay
>>12623349
Shouldn't you be threatening an abortion clinic or something?
they hate him because they did not eat him I think I'm going through guy menopause cuz gay shit does nothing for me anymore. Actually I find it gross To believe in Christ means to understand the meaning of life. >>12623868
What about that time you accidently touched a guy's leg cause you thought it was a handrail for a sec and then went "oh I'm sorry" and you both had a good laugh that's basically sex what you did
>>12623349
When religious zealots stop glorifying murder and using Jesus' name as a shield to justify their holy wars, maybe then I'll stop.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12624606
It doesn't count when it's accidental...
>>12624628
oh yeah? tell that to people who "accidently" got gay raped

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>be jesus
>get found with a half naked boy
>>12624707
hahaahahaha okay
>>12623868
You were very gay with me
>>12624707
excuse me but who are you quoting?
>>12624750
just once
I seek a spiritual marriage with my lord jesus christ >>12624791
I want to feel the love of Jesus Christ deep inside of me, overflowing me, stretching me out like the slut for his divine grace that I am
>>12624623
I have some excellent news for yu

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