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i wish looking like this was masculine again

By Anonymous | Updated 11/20/25(Thu)19:13:20

i wish looking like this was masculine again

i wish looking like this was masculine again
these guys got hella bitches in the 1600s, and it was the best body shape a soldier could have because armor demanded sharp curves and slimness to deflect blows and move well
now its "attractive" to bloat up on carbs and useless roid muscles in order to get better at picking things up and manual labor like some 12th century serf

>>12642522 (dubs)
that's nice dear now eat your veggies

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12642529
stupid whore, dont you know that overeating will cause total twink death for me?
>>12642522
you'll lose a lot of weight when you get aids
>>12642522
men used to wear makeup and grow their hair out long or wear wigs. We need to return to tradition.
if only I existed in medieval times I would be a chivalrous knight and DEFINITELY not the guy the knights made fun of

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12642795
lookat the size of the lad the bastard must be from a well off house if he can afford to look like that

Your fortune: Average Luck
I want to be a kid with an adult boyfriend >>12643481
I fear you would have to reincarnate yourself for that

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