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Good evening! I need some advice. There's a guy I'm sexually attracted to, and I know he just wants sex too. He's a virgin and has never had a girlfriend. He prefers my butt to my big breasts. What should I do?

By Aby | Updated 11/20/25(Thu)21:21:22

Good evening! I need some advice. There's a guy I'm sexually attracted to, and I know he just wants sex too. He's a virgin and has never had a girlfriend. He prefers my butt to my big breasts. What should I do?

Good evening! I need some advice. There's a guy I'm sexually attracted to, and I know he just wants sex too. He's a virgin and has never had a girlfriend. He prefers my butt to my big breasts. What should I do?

Hmm. Perhaps you might have sex intercourse (coitus) with him. Choose Your Fighter:

•Master Sergeant Bob Ross
•Army Reservist Larry David
•Army something Elvis Presley
•Marine Corps Lee Harvey Oswald
>>12642643
I'm too shy to tell him directly. Today I joked with "suck my dick," an expression he uses when he's annoyed, and I said yes. That's the only progress I've made.
>>12642649
Gotta go with my man and fellow Jew Larry David.
•Royal Air Force Prince Harry post pics of both your butt and big breasts so i can analyse the situation in a better way. >>12642651
Same body count as Lee too.
You should be nice to him. He'll never expect it >>12642678
Lo intento, pero por mucho que lo intente, se aleja o simplemente me evita. Lo único que he conseguido es ponerlo nervioso.
Rub Olay on your breasts so they’ll stop having dents & stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcU-zHIDQJ0 >>12642683
what is OLay?
>>12642687
Mira, por eso no me intresa tus pechos, ni sabes que es Olay.
>>12642641
No pidas ayuda, sigue el camino de tus hormonas!)
>>12642655
unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>12642695
>>12642693
You-all nuggas getting banned
>>12642641
call him a fag and that real men dont do gay stuff like sex or dating

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