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>You WILL read the esforesquire

By Anonymous | Updated 11/21/25(Fri)19:49:58

>You WILL read the esforesquire

>You WILL read the esforesquire

>>12643965
Everyone gets to have an ugly girlfriend except seuss..

I'm so frickin jealous, hot globs of coom on all the ugly babes and I'm stuck all alone.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12643965
excuse me but who are you quoting?
>>12644011
excuse me but who are you dubsing
>>12644016
I won't have sex with your girlfriend, but I will make a thread when I'm banned for having sex with MINE!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12644010
i will be your girlfriend with a dick
>>12644104
Well I've always wanted to try new things...

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12644011
me i said that
>>12644010
just look around. plenty of fuglies in the world
>>12644512
Not true, lots of people in my neighborhood are very beautiful. ;_;

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12644513
you poor thing

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