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what fucking rhyme with yogurt? i need help making my rap about yogurt

By Anonymous | Updated 11/23/25(Sun)16:24:47

what fucking rhyme with yogurt? i need help making my rap about yogurt

what fucking rhyme with yogurt? i need help making my rap about yogurt

not spurt dont say spurt im not making a gay rap or nothing weird >>12646989
bert
>>12646989
"go kurt"
then you throw it over to your buddy kurt to break it down
>>12646989
how are you going to make a rap without looking up a rhyming dictionary? also "hurt," "dirt," "skirt"... there are so many rhymes, you just need a one-syllable 'o' word in front like "yo" or "no"
>>12647009
its called freestyle
boeburt like laureb boeburt >>12647012
not when you post on an imageboard to ask people to write it for you lole
>>12647016
im a rap GENIUS but today im really stumped please understand i rap a big game on the biggest stage on the freakinmg. world
>>12646989
i eat yoghurt with my home gurl
corrosive porosis
my rhymes will make your bones hurt
getting explosive on the bed with my closest we know this
i talk dirty just like qbert
Eatin’ some yogurt
And my gut don’t hurt
Cuz I got those motherfucking probiotic faggurts
Swimmin in my tummy,
Tasting so yummy
Listen to me yo, twerp
Eat your fucking yogurt
Else your just a nigger bitching living up in Antwerp

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