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my restroom is 5 steps out the door but i scared and refuse to go outside cause its dark and so im currently looking for a bowl to piss in

By Anonymous | Updated 11/24/25(Mon)17:14:43

my restroom is 5 steps out the door but i scared and refuse to go outside cause its dark and so im currently looking for a bowl to piss in

my restroom is 5 steps out the door but i scared and refuse to go outside cause its dark and so im currently looking for a bowl to piss in

like being in a womb *opens mouth* mako chan

Your fortune: Bad Luck
I did this as a kid and just peed on my floor and it got so bad it started dripping down through the ceiling below my bedroom >>12649029
theres a scene from alien like that
with the alien blood >>12649029
I USED TO DO THAT TOO!!
what about if they uhhh. . . what if you just pee in your mouth >>12649556
im gonna pee in your mouth and force you to swallow it
>>12649558
you will never tell me what to do again
>>12649571
i will, you're nothing more than a pathetic slave for my amusement
>>12648867
Don’t worry fren. Happened to me too And I just peed into the cat’s litter box that was in the room
>>12648867
step #4 is where they get you

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12649588
the worm whirrs and whimpers as he pouts and whines. You will never get your way -- and you will not make me do anything. You are powerless. . . as you sit there in your muddy, damp worm hole, frantically typing away impotent orders on your 'puter in hopes I may submit to one of your "commands" -- which, in truth, are little more than desperate pleas and malformed desires made manifest only in the tantrum of a worm. . . There you lie, groveling at my feet -- begging -- submerged in your blight. You are nothing

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