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EARTH IS FLOATING IN SPACE!!!!!

By Anonymous | Updated 11/24/25(Mon)17:52:25

EARTH IS FLOATING IN SPACE!!!!!

EARTH IS FLOATING IN SPACE!!!!!

WE MUST WARN EVERYONE!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyUgjjk-kV0

>>12648928
WHAT THE FUCK
>>12648934
WE MUST DO SOMETHING

DO SOMETHING
This is what atheists actually believe >>12648965
we could build aaan, idk, like a pillar, that could hold the Earth
>>12648928
call me when it starts to sink

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Apparantly its flying through space at 1000 million miles an hour but if you look at it sideways its actually falling >>12649699
Cut this bullshit we never been in space
*COUGH*
ANYWAY what I find most interesting is we can reflect light and due to spatial distortion we can technically view the planet as it was millions of years ago
Now that's fucking cool

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12649705
Shut the fuck up niiger
>>12649712
No. I'm funnier, smarter and just plain better than you. You are an imp. A pitiful being with no power so your mouth does all the dirty-work you're too pussy to make a reality

^^

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>>12649719
>'m funnier, smarter and just plain better
nah you're a bum
>>12649705
>we can technically view the planet as it was millions of years ago
no we can't retard
>>12649722
I get it you're obsessed with me. It would be endearing if uyou weren't a terminally online weird faggot loser who has no actual life lole

And don't bother denying it. Adult men would ignore people they dislike. You're no adult, and certainly not a man

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12649723
Yeah I typed that on purpose lol
It's a fun game for me to say incorrect things so faggots reply UHM ACTUALLLHYY
>>12649729
>uhhmmm actually i was just pretending to be retarded
>>12649725
Whats that, you're a dumb unfunny nigger bum? Yeah
>>12649740
https://voca.ro/19LjPB8if6GE

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Didn't listen dumb nigger lole. earth is not fucking floating. why do retards always say that. floating means to stay on top of a liquid because of buoyancy. >>12649748
So its just magically suspended in nothing? Retard
>>12649763
It's held up by billions of nigs
>>12649763
it's not suspended in anything. it exists and that's it.
>>12649748
https://youtu.be/iB7E1D_3Na4?si=Eyo24xL8cqBPMBe8

>>12649763
Oh stop shitposting.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12649768
It's suspended by gravity

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>>12649771
it's also affected by the suns gravity and the moons gravity etc but it's not fucking "suspended" in it.
earth is a bunch of particles trapped in their own gravitation. much like ur mom when she cant get out of the bathtub >>12649775
I mean yeah
Calm down. I calmed down once I realized the sad fact that most people are genuinely stupid.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12649782
You're genuinely stupid! Lole
>>12649787
nour

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