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sad truth about pranks

By abcdefghijklmnop | Updated 11/25/25(Tue)08:13:22

sad truth about pranks

sad truth about pranks

wtf is wrong with her hands? Her fingers are thicker than her neck >>12650047
she has maggots in her body
>>12650047
is that so wrong
>>12650057
Physiologically? Yes, yes it is.
>>12650047
``Oh, our hands? Well, Kei-chan, we are actually all descended from a powerful clan of demons that had boxing-gloves for hands, and settled all of their disputes in the ring!'' Mion explained, punching the air.

I felt sick to my stomach-how could my dad have moved us to a town with such sickening creatures.

``Do you think they're weird? Do you?'' Rena asked, frowning.

I had no response.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12650061
well the big hands help her take cute things home

Mion saw my disgust, and met it with disappointment.

"Hey Kei-chan, you really think our big hands are gross? Bet you woudln't think that if I wrapped my fat boxing glove around your fur seal!"

I saw Rena turn red, pretending to be confused.

"F-fur seal? M-mion, what are you saying? What are you saying?"

Mion put on her mischievous face, and turned towards me.

"Come on Kei-chan, bet you can't last 3 minutes in these big hands!"

I thought for a moment-Mion was actually pretty sexy... even if she did have gigantic club hands. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad to have a pretty girl stroking my fur seal in the middle of the day.

"Of course, if I win Kei-chan...." She explained "Then you have to fuck Rena while the whole club watches after school!"

Holy dicks! I wanted a handjob from Mion, but I couldn't just rape Rena!

"M-Mion!" I shouted

"It's okay, Keiichi...You can fuck me...fuck me..." Rena said, biting her lip, playing with the hem of her skirt nervously, her face red like a boiled octopus.

"Y-youre on Mion! No way will I cum with those big gross hands wrapped around my dick!"

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

I took of my pants and laid back on the grass beside the road boldly. I wouldn't be outdone by Mion!

"U-uncle Mion never backs away from a challenge, prepare your seal, Kei-chan!" She said, getting to her knees, her face almost as red as Rena's now.

Mion's hands were surprisingly soft-though her entire fat paw covered my dick with little trouble. She began pumping, tightening it around my seal-Mion was really doing it! I couldn't believe it!

"I-if I win, you have to...lick...my asshole everyday for a week!" I shouted, beginning to feel precum dribble down my cock between my foreskin and Mion's smooth palms.

"Like I'll lose!" Mion retorted, licking her lips, one hand tight between her legs. I looked over to Rena, who was looking around nervously to make sure no one would spot us. She had one hand under her skirt, too!

I couldn't believe it!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

It was getting harder and harder to control myself as Mion worked her now-slippery palm over my manhood.

"Are you keeping track of time, Rena?" Mion asked, her look a mixture of arousal and mockery.

Rena didn't make a noise, prompting Mion to look away from me, glancing over at Rena-who was now laying on the grass a few feet from us, with her skirt flipped and her panties around her ankles-rubbing herself lewdly in the middle of public! Rena had a few red hairs down there-but they were soaked and matted against her mound.

I felt myself stiffen more, as Mion ignored her, leaning over to to me-I could feel her warm breasts-with very hard nipples- pressing against my lap as she worked on me, giving me a weird look. Damn it Mion, you're cheating by giving me such a weird look!

I finally could hear Rena counting, though it was inconsistent and she counted only when she felt like it. Was she trying to make me lose!? Of course, losing might not be so bad this time...

"It's a million years too early before Uncle Mion will be tonguing your asshole, Kei-chan!" Mion declared, tightening her fleshy boxing glove around my cock, squeezing it. I couldn't handle much more, my balls were tightening, and there was precum everywhere!

Mion began sucking on a finger as she jerked me off, and then put the gigantic sausage-digit aside her stroking hand for comparison. "See this, Kei-chan?" She asked me in a low voice.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
I felt her drag the finger down my thigh, and circle my scrotum before-Mion! No!

"I wonder if you can handle this, Kei-chan!?" She asked glaring at me deviously as she pushed her fat finger into my anus, working it in deep, riding on the thick saliva she had added.

I couldn't help it! I couldn't hold out any more!

Rena, I'm sorry! It looks like I'll have to fuck you!

I shot ribbons upon ribbons of gooey baby keiichis, which shot between Mion's grip and managed to land on her surprised face, coating her lips, cheeks, and nose.

"2-2 minutes!" Rena declared.

But it had been more 4! Rena! I'll buy you a stop-watch so this doesn't happen again!

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12650043
i don't like when people invent things to accuse me of

i do enough bad stuff that you can just pick one

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12650148
lol
rena reads too much manga

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