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I need a non lethal homemade p0ison

By Anonymous | Updated 11/27/25(Thu)17:48:26

I need a non lethal homemade p0ison

My coworker bullies me, and for reasons I don't want to explain, it's impossible to resolve the situation amicably. My workplace is very strict, and if you miss two days, even with a valid excuse, they fire you. I've been thinking that poisoning his breakfast is the best option. Is there any non-lethal homemade poison that would incapacitate him for a few days? Its effect should be delayed, since the classic method of using bleach would give me away.

Use laxatives so he shits himself at work >>12654488
the tonpa method
>>12654456
does he get McDonalds every day for lunch?
>>12654488
double dubse

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12654456
spit in his food and he will get AIDS

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