By Anonymous | Updated 11/29/25(Sat)14:27:48
It has come to our attention that one of our election staff, one Mr. Yuji, has been accused of heinous crimes. I, beary pink, want to personally clear any charges and rumors against Yuji and also give him immunity. That is all, remember to get your nice bux ready for taxes soon! ;^)
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