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By Anonymous | Updated 11/30/25(Sun)16:21:05

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>>12660096
Why does your skin look like that
>>12660098
who knows
>>12660102
It's your skin you should know. Looks like stone. Are you a construct?
>>12660103
probably
>>12660104
You are not good at conversation can you try harder?
>>12660107
sorry ill try. idk why my titties look like stones
>>12660108
Those are titties? Good cut placement. Perhaps you met a medusa at some point but remained animate. It happens. How many tits do you have?
>>12660110
2 the thing above is my shirt
>>12660113
2 is a good number but it would be cooler if you had 3 or 4. Are they more like pebbles or boulders?
>>12660114
inbetween i guess
>>12660115
Are you nipples large like dinner plates or small like peas?
>>12660116
large :<
>>12660117
Large is best turn that frown upside down rock-anon. How many scars do you have and where are they?
>>12660120
mostly on my arms its the best place ever since everywhere else the skin is too think and im only allowed access to sharpener blades
>>12660121
Are you institutionalized? How can anyone stop you from accessing blades?
>>12660120
alot alot
>>12660123
How long you been cutting for and how old are you?
>>12660122
cause im not allowed outside. long boring story
>>12660125
i started when i was 11
>>12660126
>cause im not allowed outside
Incredible, I'm speaking to a prisoner
>long boring story
Bore me anon, I insist
I want to go super sand in your vagina >>12660128
i insist otherwise
>>12660132
Fine, keep your secrets
>>12660134
sorry, love u tho
>>12660135
Love u too nona, what do you want then if you won't tell the story?
>>12660138
:3, i dont know why i posted. i just did
>>12660142
Fair enough, why do you cut then?
>>12660142
I just... do things.
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>>12660145
oh that. many reasons mostly to control my impulses and it makes me productive
>>12660152
What kind of impulses do you have? What do you need to be productive for?
>>12660155
whenever i get too anxious or feel numb i do bad things to make it go away and cutting helps me not do bad things, you get me?
>>12660157
Bad things like grand larceny? You aren't a seasoned career criminal, are you anon?
>>12660159
no im just a teen girl. i steal like chocolates and like energy drinks
using alota "likes: today >>12660161
Stealing is bad anon you could be reported for it and end up in prison. At least you aren't stealing cars. Why are you the way you are, do you have a tragic backstory?
>>12660163
probably but it could be worse
>>12660163
but i never have
>>12660166
Why do you say probably like you don't even know? It's YOUR backstory buddy you oughta know it!
>>12660168
Someday you will and when that happens don't come to me looking for sympathy, I warned ya anon. I warned ya.
>>12660169
other could have it worse than me its presumptuous to assume i have it worse
>>12660171
Oh sure other people have it worse but suffering is all relative to the sufferer. If you think your backstory is tragic then it must be. Someone else experiencing the same may say "Nah it's cool I was fine", and that's true for them but not for you. Thinking that you need to be worse off than the next person to complain about something is no good. So presume to assume that your backstory is as a bad or good as you feel it was.
>>12660175
iv had it pretty bad
>>12660184
That's too bad, what happened to you nona?
>>12660185
thats a story for later anon i have two more chapters to mug up. muwah
>>12660190
But later I won't be around to hear it. What are the next two chapters?
>>12660192
exchange of gases and plant growth
>>12660201
Careful with gases you never know what they're going to do. Solids are much safer, more predictable. You're an odd duck anon.
>>12660204
uh oh gases
>>12660206
Dangerous. Do not bring any open flames into the area. Hold your breath. Leave quickly but do not panic. Find a large open area. It is safe there.
>>12660096
Oh look, Tetris!
>>12660108
I thought it's a piece of rug :V
>>12660219
It's a rug, a stone floor, and strawberry jam anon don't you have eyes? Can't you see? Good golly, good gosh.
>>12660219
haha it super zoomed in. i dont want people seeing my nips
>>12660219
same lol
>>12660220
Oh damn, I legit thought it was ketchup. I mean, I spill mayo on rugs sometimes too, so who knows anymore.
>>12660240
Yeah man I spill "mayo" on rugs too it's a pain in the ass getting it out. I really have to stop "eating" at the office if you get my drift.
>>12660241
It's not that hard if you use your tongue to clean it
>>12660242
The floor is really gross so it's hard to tongue clean without getting sick. Last time I tried I vomited and then I had to explain why there was "mayo" and vomit on the floor. I blamed it on a homeless guy the boss lets stay in the lobby, I feel bad about that because he was nice but I'm not about to lose this job.

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